Black People Names - What’s the best/funniest name you’ve seen in the basketball community

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

The funniest one I’ve come across lately, the inspiration for this thread, is the name “Testimony”. As in “the victim gave testimony at Testimony’s trial”.

 

[PositiveMonk]

Steven, Chris, Sarah, Lisa. I always find it funny when animals have human names.

 

[Absolute-Despair]

Adolf Hitler Uunona

 

[The Last Stand]

Dale Emmanuel Wilson.

 

[William F. Clinton]

 

[Ozul]

Looking through a friend's highschool yearbook and seeing the names "Stevetavious" and "Ladiamond bracelete"

 

[Thiletonomics]

The Black troon that voiced and was the model for Bazz in Concord has a very stupid name too:

Singer-songwriter Mila Jam has revealed that she will feature in the latest PlayStation game, Concord.

The Black transgender activist, full name Jahmila Adderley, shared the news in an Instagram post, announcing that she voiced and gave her likeness to the free-gunner, Bazz, in the first-person shooter.

 

[xxx2Emo4u5Headxxx]

Every girl named "Destiny" was a total hoe.

 

[Holy Lord Phoenix LXII]

I worked on my college’s newspaper when I was there. As part of an opinion poll we were doing, I got a quote from a negress in the cafeteria. I didn’t believe the name she gave me until she pulled out her student ID and showed me. Her name was “La4cha”. Yes, with the number 4.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

So after Katrina, women didn’t want to make their girls Katrina. So they opted to put a spin on it: L’atrina. Like latrine.

There’s another girl out there named “Toprameneesha” which is just Top Ramen and the eesha ending.

 

[Two Hands]

Got reminded there was a trend years back of people naming their kids of things like Heaven Sent in reverse, giving you the amazing name, Nevaeh Tnes.

 

[Hybrid Hubris]

 

[Crex Crex]

Tariq Nasheed

 

[Oongok]

Obligatory



According to black people I've spoken to, they name their kids this way so that they can be unique, which leads to 10,000,000 black women literally named "Unique"

 

[Eternal Spirit of Light]

Jamal Dequarious

 

[Dysnomia]

My brother knew a girl named Arthamedial. I don't know if I'm spelling that right. I'm just guessing. I have no idea if that's a real name or if her parents thought it sounded like something from mythology or antiquity.

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Malik is a real name though. It's not made up. It's used in Middle Eastern and SEA countries. But in the US I think it's mostly a black name. So in a way it's kind of like Jerome, Jermaine and Tyrone.

 

[crowabunga]

These names sound like what someone who knows nothing about class would think are classy: African Americans managed to McMansion child-naming. Just another affectation of culture, but without the restraint to make it even initially plausible.

Really sad to see a group so thoroughly destroyed, I see some poor white demographics taking a similar trajectory IMO.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I win!

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Quandale Dingle

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

My personal favorite:

Fucking
SHAQUANDALOND


Bonus: Very similar name