Billion dollar ideas - post your great ideas here

[Rei is Shit.]

"Happy Days" but for millennials.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Start by being a trillionaire

 

[dedd_bart_lel]

A device with a speaker that screams "NIGGER" at 140db whenever you are within 50ft of one or more African Americans.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Have underground parties in your private island, where powerful women and men indulge in orgies, cannibalism, torture, and satanic (read: autistic hocus pocus) rituals, and use that as leverage or a soft form of extortion to get benefits from them.

Oh wait, idea taken, nevermind...

 

[The Illusive Man]

A device with a speaker that screams "NIGGER" at 140db whenever you are within 50ft of one or more African Americans.

'African American' is literally a contradiction in terms; surely someone can be only one (Nationality) or the other?

 

[DumbDude43]

someone should build a bipedal android body for grok to inhabit
it should also be equipped with a strap-on and have the location of will stancils home hard-coded into its core memory

 

[internet3]

Pill that takes you back to 1992.

 

[SmokelessFire]

Calorie-free alcohol

 

[Zoobles]

be a female BIPOC veteran and then resell some company's shit at a markup to the government even though you can't beat the bid of the company who actually produces it

 

[Unfathomed]

A gift shop at the exit of the museum of dreams.
10% of its proceeds are donated toward feeding the third world. It's a charitable contribution with tax related purposes.

 

[alphabetnigger]

A device with a speaker that screams "NIGGER" at 140db whenever you are within 50ft of one or more African Americans.

Is that show shark tank still around? You might be on to something here.

 

[Male Idiot]

A crossover of Sonic and Pokemon with a yellow main character. It would be World Famous as long as it is True and Honest. Maybe they could even sell medals about it for another billion.

 

[Jean ValJean]

So about 30 years ago, I came up with this idea of starting a business where you charged people to go to places and pick up food for them and deliver it, but I was too lazy to do anything with it.

 

[umseriously]

Make something for normies that will make them feel like they're enlightened or awakened while not actually questioning their delusions or truths. Something like the matrix or last temptation of Christ. Throw random references to the occult or ancient philosophical figures in it and you're good to go.

 

[agent_donkey]

So about 30 years ago, I came up with this idea of starting a business where you charged people to go to places and pick up food for them and deliver it, but I was too lazy to do anything with it.

Nah, it would never work anyways.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

A WW1 FPS with a German campaign but at the end it is revealed the character you've been playing as was Hitler.

 

[Superior Colliculus]

A global pain normalization engine, creating uniform distribution of liquid suffering.
I call it the Great Regularizer.
Stamp it with cosmic horror, because I am highly intellent in marketing my personal causes and interests.
Ancient torment liquefaction, even!

edit: It should promote rapid severe genetic degradation, i was just thinking. r/scaryshowerthoughts
edit: thanks for the updoots and awards, kind strangers
edit: Wow! Thanks for the silver! I'm going to spend this on narcotics and expensive cheese! maybe even crack some local wpa2 wifi networks with 8x5090s in a VPS!
edit: I started a company with the idea above, it's going really well! if it wasn't for you I'd never have gotten started with such a great venture!
edit: My wife was just died due to my playing of video games with flashing lights in them. She came in to get into her mechanical cuck chair but made the mistake of looking at my greasy skull and caught a glimpse in my unshielded forehead's reflection. my life is over. I'm killing myself today, I was only able to afford video games and free time because of my great companies success.
edit: police took away all my tools and knives and access to home depo, I can't even make GPU racks now to cook with anymore.
edit: I want to die
edit: I did the "new wife" thing from the Philippines, this black guy I hired told me about how to buy one basically via his Tik Tok (guh!), the company is failing but I am reproducing! thanks reddit for all the support
edit: fuck my chud incel life, "she" is actually a "he" from India, but it's 2026 and I have to move past these kind petty trite oldhead things. besides atleast he can move server racks around, take that, TERFS.
edit: the hairtreatment worked u/penis-for-penis7586 thanks XOXO
edit: why do people keep commenting on this, wow!
edit: just got married to my dear Yamyam Rajeshesula, thanks for all the kind messages and gold
edit: typos fixed

 

[Althalus]

Get a few million, legally start your own bank (doable in America with 10-15 million starting money), then take advantage of fractional reserve lending to have shell corporations owned by you take out loans many times larger than the amount of money the bank has. Use said loans to buy rental properties/stocks/other revenue-producing assets, wait a few years/decades and you are a billionaire.

 

[Sulla]

Print a 100 Trillion dollar bill.

 

[A Log]

>sell house
>Buy gun.
>Move to democrat city.

>Paint face brown.
>Equip afro
>Rob a bunch of people in your city for 1$ each.

>Nobody does anything because liberals lmao.
>Keep going till you reach 1 billion dollars.
>Keep your money stored in ass so dirty IRS Jews can't tax it.

>Bix nood profit mofugga.