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Psychotherapy still exists up to this day, but can't give BABD cookie points in return for their devotion in virtue signaling for sexy women haters.
Bikini Armor Battle Damage - Hypocrites and Sexy Art
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- 29 de Jun, 2013
I wonder if they hate Brienne from Game of Thrones because they made her more attractive than her book counterpart.
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Actually they love her for having such practical armor.
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Brienne's armor looks practical and effective, that I'll give them credit. But Brienne's design is also devoid of sex appeal, and that's one of the reasons for why Bitching About Beautiful (And badass as fuck) Damsels praise it like it's the second coming of Jesus.
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Remember kids, skimpy armor is for men, not women no matter how in character it would be.
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Tbh chainmail bikinis and shit have been around for years but the real issue here is when a female character is wearing massive, clunky plate mail/power armour/what have you and there is still a very prominent boob outline
It just makes even less sense
It just makes even less sense
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Just thinking about it, wouldn't it be unrealistic to have multiple, clearly weapon caused, deep scars on their face? How many times did that axe and sword barely hit them? It's not like someone swings an axe and just cuts their lip, multiple times.
Aesthetic battle scars should be thrown into their pile of unrealism.
Aesthetic battle scars should be thrown into their pile of unrealism.
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These aren't aesthetic, the artist from a few posts back, did it to make them ugly.
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It's funny because I'm sure if the redesign showed up somewhere else as an official design, BABD would likely still rip it apart due to the sports bra-like chest plate and long hair.
Also this is probably the best example of how full of shit most of these people are since the claims for "practicality" ring very hollow when they ignore the much more glaringly impractical weapon with an ornament bigger than the actual spearhead (because that wouldn't be easily grabable or breakable) or that these fucks always ignore the lack of helmets.
EDIT: I'd also like to add that, while the original design is rather bland, I do find it funny that it seems like it still put in slightly more research into Athena than the redesign does in that original's head gear seems more reminiscent to how Ancient Greeks depicted her with in statues when it wasn't the typical war helmet. Really the breast plate is mostly weird since it seems to be modeled after the boob plate viking opera singers would wear, which has little to do with Greek Gods.
It's also a downgrade when compared to the Athena's breastplate in statues that has Medusa's head as an ornament. It takes a real cold bitch of a goddess to wear the face of the woman you cursed over as a reminder to why not to fuck with you.
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SJW redesigners sure like to make the colors either be sickingly bright or dull as heck.
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both have their pros and cons really. though they barely ape the greek look.
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This isn't canon, tho, that story is, quite literally, a fanfic. Even wikipedia agrees.
And they also like using some kind of uncomfortable-looking palette with excess of violet in it, wonder where it's from? Cause I've seen unrelated people use it.
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- 30 de Dic, 2014
Ozzie, you fucking hypocrite. (Link is NSFW)
>summer skin redesign is skimpier and exposes one of Mercy's breasts
>Widowmaker is covered from head to toe
>summer skin redesign is skimpier and exposes one of Mercy's breasts
>Widowmaker is covered from head to toe
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Of course the boobie has to look unappealing.Ozzie, you fucking hypocrite. (Link is NSFW)
>summer skin redesign is skimpier and exposes one of Mercy's breasts
>Widowmaker is covered from head to toe
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"She's showing some skin? Quick, cover her up!"Ozzie, you fucking hypocrite. (Link is NSFW)
>summer skin redesign is skimpier and exposes one of Mercy's breasts
>Widowmaker is covered from head to toe
"She's covered up? Quick, #FreeTheNipple #SlutWalk"
...I don't get changing the sandals to trainers though...
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- 29 de Jun, 2013
> Literal Nike sneakersOzzie, you fucking hypocrite. (Link is NSFW)
>summer skin redesign is skimpier and exposes one of Mercy's breasts
>Widowmaker is covered from head to toe
Oh great, they're telling dad jokes now.
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I think the scarring is from training accidents or some kind of status mark, like dueling scars. People who engage in certain kinds of physical activity get this a lot- like wrestlers and cauliflower ears.
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The part that tickles me is they kept the 'spear' (can you imagine the balace of that thing?) made the shield smaller and gave turned her crown into a helmet which wouldnt work.
Greek spearman isnt exactly a hard concept-how did they fuck it up so much? She also appears to be wearing more clothes than her male equivalants.
fucking sluts.
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I think they're going for the old Amazon myth of them having a freed (or chopped off) breast.