Biggest Sexual Mistake

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We all have them.

Did you get burnt (pick up an STD) from a random chick you met at a club? Did you wake up next to a girl (or guy) who looked like ADF? Did you get tossed out for trying to incorporate one of your weird fetishes?
 
My biggest sexual mistake was not hiring the services of Ms. Stephanie Bustcakes when I was in charlottesville last month. :tomgirl:
 
I hit this black girl's puss too hard. I figured she had been taking 12-inchers since she started, so there'd be plenty of room for me, right? Wrong. She got pissed and limped home, and I felt like an absolute ass. Wouldn't even accept a ride.

I looked it up, there's like some serious math involved with sex. The average vaginal canal is about 2-4 inches, but expands up to 200% on arousal. It's hard to think about those things when you're also hard.
 
letting my wife continue to blow me when she was gagging a little more than usual.

...vomit all over my lap

Wew lad
 
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