Big Al’s Iconic Fashion Moments

[Guardsman42]

That was a while ago too.

Becky's cawk and balls have grown a lot since then, Ham is very proud of her special boy.

Sometimes I wonder if Becky reads here, but then I remember that would involve Becky reading.

We know Becky is aware of the farms. Hamber selects comments to read to Becky, but won't let Becky here on her own.

Hamber knows if Becky read here, she'd be single and with no caretaker.

 

[Wyzzerd]

We know Becky is aware of the farms. Hamber selects comments to read to Becky, but won't let Becky here on her own.

Hamber knows if Becky read here, she'd be single and with no caretaker.

We're here for you Becky. When you are ready to leave and repair your life we can help. We can show you how to get a job and are always here to listen when you need to vent about the ambeast. Just one post and freedom can be yours!

All it will cost is a picture of her legs. Ahab needs his whale baby!

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

The cardigans are bizarre, is that a cape? a long bolero? a knitted tuxedo?... no... is just an overstretched Walmart 2XL cardigan that "grows" with you...
Here our fashion queen display one of her loose fitting cardigans.... the side seams on the middle of her back is a lovely touch to the look.

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Jesus, neither of them have even had a passing glance at clothes that fit. I'm having a blast drawing imaginary lines where the cardigan SHOULD be and cackling at the difference. You can barely even see anything but the sleeves if she's even mostly straight at the camera. The first two pictures really highlight how tiny Al's tits are, too. HA!

 

[dirtycomputer]

Has she ever addressed the backwards dress?

 

[EH 110]

Button it or you can close it in front, should be large enough that you can wrap it on you. These no button seem to be really popular to the point where it's harder to find a proper cardigan with buttons/zipper.

The funny thing is that Big Amber thinks the skintight sleeves hide her fat arms. That's why she wears cardigans in summer months.

 

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

The funny thing is that Big Amber thinks the skintight sleeves hide her fat arms. That's why she wears cardigans in summer months.

In freaking Kentucky at that. It seems to get pretty hot here and we can see her arms clearly, cardigan or not.

 

[Twinkie]

I doubt she's hiding. She doesn't want to show the skin. Same reason she wears the leggings. They don't hide shit in terms of girth, but they hide her skin. All her stretchmarks and cottage cheese and other deathfat issues

 

[Billie Ross]

I couldn't resist to wonder how our dainty fashion princess would look with a so dreamed LV bag.



To complete the perfect look I chose one of my favourite tops "The Multiboob"

 

[JambledUpWords]

The fruity exceptional toddler look is peak Amberlynn. It’s probably one of the tackiest outfits I’ve seen her wear in a long time. As others have said, it’s time for her to embrace the muumuu. She is a cow after all.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

is she still buying the torrid dresses in a 4x

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

is she still buying the torrid dresses in a 4x

Pretty sure she's finally buying 5 and 6 depending on the item, but it's hard to tell the difference since none of the sizes fit at all.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

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Her Michael Kors/fur pom pom phase. SLAY gorl.

I'm also a bit fan of her "queen size blanket as an accessory" lewk, but I can't find a pic right now.

Yes...especially on a cheap bag. Come on, Gorl! You have the big bucks so go all out and get you a slammin' MK bag!

 

[New & Improved Username]

Halloween 2018

Holy Jesus in heaven imagine the carnage it would take to make a 620lb vampire.

 

[giga melt]

To complete the perfect look I chose one of my favourite tops "The Multiboob"

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WHAT IS THAT

 

[sedentary rock]

WHAT IS THAT

Looks like the fabric has formed a pseudo-nipple in that area due to her constantly tugging at her tops (and the dresses she wears as such). Despite her claiming she loves the feel of tight clothing, she thinks she can actually hide her grotesque figure in those tents since they look soooo disproportionately large to the dainty gorl she eye-fucks in the viewfinder.

Edit: I originally wrote face-fucks instead of eye-fucks because I am a fuck-face

 

[guacieface]

Or she dropped food down her top and it settled on her second roll.

 

[Stoneheart]

I couldn't resist to wonder how our dainty fashion princess would look with a so dreamed LV bag.

Would she get an heart attack if somebody would send her a real one?

 

[Moonpie]

Holy Jesus in heaven imagine the carnage it would take to make a 620lb vampire.

Damn there's those wonky eyes again.
Wtf is up with that?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Al’s lace collar looks hilarious

I wonder if she’s wearing it to hide her chins? Also, the fake lashes are a new Al development, but much appreciated for how entertainingly bad they’ve been applied. Especially since she didn’t bother filling in her brows.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She's trying to start a new trend in choker situation type deals.