Big ALbert's Birthday Speculation Thread - Our gorl's regressing yet another year folks!
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- 8 de Nov, 2016
She'll start off at the mexican place to get fed in preparation for the drive to the Cheesecake Factory. After she gets her beloved orange chicken, they'll hit up Coldstone. On the ride home, she'll daintily snack on Reeses Cups. Later, she might eat some Burger King/McDonalds/Taco Bell (possibly something from each place). She may or may not film this latest meal and post it as a mukbang tomorrow. If she feels peckish again later, pizza time!
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- 1 de Dic, 2018
Same thing as every other day: Be smug, arrogant, obnoxious, and stupid while shoving everything even remotely edible into her food hole and buying every tacky, shiny thing she spies at walmart....
Big Al's nothing if not predictable...and fat.
Big Al's nothing if not predictable...and fat.
literally low-key
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- 12 de Abr, 2018
Whatever she does, wherever she goes, whatever she eats it will probably not be shown. She will sit on her bed and tell us about it. She can spin her stories however she wants from the comfort of her own filthy, stench filled bed.
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- 2 de Abr, 2016
I predict a melt down.
When you live every day like you're Caligula after surviving a famine, there's no way to distinguish celebration from what you do every single night of the week. Amberlynn may fill herself with all the foods she loves plus some extra but it won't feel right. She will find herself wondering why she isn't feeling euphoric, like she celebrated. She ate all her favorite foods at once - why does she feel like something is missing?
She will mull it over and come to the conclusion that surely Becky or the fags did something wrong. She will run over their every interaction with her. If Eric gives her a gift of candles, she will become furious because he only gave her candles because she smells so bad or he got a two-for-one deal at B&BW. If Becky draws her a special piece of art, she will compare it to the drawings Becky made for Eric and Ricky and will feel unloved if she doesn't feel similar effort was put in. And if Becky hauls her around to get food or brings her food to eat in bed, who cares? Becky does that every day. Why didn't she come up with something special, like a sculpture consisting entirely of peanut butter cups or a cake in the shape of Amberlynn wearing the red velvet cake dress while holding Twinkie.
She will begin to feel very put upon. She does so much for others but they do nothing for her. Becky will scramble to find something that makes AL happy but it's too late. It will take a week or so for AL to recover from this sort of abuse. Becky will be called "this one" for several videos, AL will hint that something terrible happened that she is not ready to discuss but her viewers should know it really was quite bad, and it will all be combined with an end of year binge so life-threatening it would send ten of us to the ER if we sat at a table containing all the calories AL consumed in that "final" binge and divided them up amongst ourselves. She will gain at least another five pounds but the promise of a New Year, New Her will distract her from her anger and soon things will get back to normal.
When you live every day like you're Caligula after surviving a famine, there's no way to distinguish celebration from what you do every single night of the week. Amberlynn may fill herself with all the foods she loves plus some extra but it won't feel right. She will find herself wondering why she isn't feeling euphoric, like she celebrated. She ate all her favorite foods at once - why does she feel like something is missing?
She will mull it over and come to the conclusion that surely Becky or the fags did something wrong. She will run over their every interaction with her. If Eric gives her a gift of candles, she will become furious because he only gave her candles because she smells so bad or he got a two-for-one deal at B&BW. If Becky draws her a special piece of art, she will compare it to the drawings Becky made for Eric and Ricky and will feel unloved if she doesn't feel similar effort was put in. And if Becky hauls her around to get food or brings her food to eat in bed, who cares? Becky does that every day. Why didn't she come up with something special, like a sculpture consisting entirely of peanut butter cups or a cake in the shape of Amberlynn wearing the red velvet cake dress while holding Twinkie.
She will begin to feel very put upon. She does so much for others but they do nothing for her. Becky will scramble to find something that makes AL happy but it's too late. It will take a week or so for AL to recover from this sort of abuse. Becky will be called "this one" for several videos, AL will hint that something terrible happened that she is not ready to discuss but her viewers should know it really was quite bad, and it will all be combined with an end of year binge so life-threatening it would send ten of us to the ER if we sat at a table containing all the calories AL consumed in that "final" binge and divided them up amongst ourselves. She will gain at least another five pounds but the promise of a New Year, New Her will distract her from her anger and soon things will get back to normal.
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- 23 de Nov, 2018
Well apparently her day includes retweeting every birthday message she gets on twitter so she can prove people DO like her or something
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- 16 de Ago, 2018
I wonder if Becky is going to do something special for Big Al’s birthday? Al does find Becky really hot, so I wonder if Becky will do a strip tease for her?
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- 19 de Feb, 2018
I'll bet that nasty ol' binge monster makes an appearance.
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- 8 de Nov, 2016
The binge monster only comes out when Amber is denied food. She's not going to be denied anything today.
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- 2 de Abr, 2016
We should try to conjure her a Dignity Monster.
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- 16 de Nov, 2017
Lexington- Cheescake Factory, Target, Five Below, Cheesecake Factory again. Maybe they'll stay out of town overnight and make sure to request a handicap shower this time. They probably dragged Eric along, but Ricky had to work (aka couldn't be bothered). They'll stop by to see Becky's family on the way home, who won't give a shit but will pretend to for the video.