Johnny Dipp
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Yo mama so fat32 that she cant support files over 4gb
Best yo mama jokes
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- 4 de Ene, 2021
That's no moon ...... it's YO MAMMA!
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- 22 de Ene, 2024
Yo mama so stupid she deposits her salary to West Bank
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- 26 de Nov, 2018
Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died (that one does really well at funerals)
Yo mama so dumb when I told her to install windows she punched a hole through the wall.
*gospel music* Yo mama so ugly she looked at the window and got arrested for moonin (Billy and Mandy)
Yo mama so dumb when I told her to install windows she punched a hole through the wall.
*gospel music* Yo mama so ugly she looked at the window and got arrested for moonin (Billy and Mandy)
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- 17 de Nov, 2024
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- 4 de Mayo, 2022
Yo mama so skibidi she riz 100 fr fr no cap.
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- 6 de Abr, 2015
Yo mama is so ugly that when she cries her tears run down the back of her head!
Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license picture is on both sides of the card!
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on a rainbow Skittles popped out!
Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license picture is on both sides of the card!
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on a rainbow Skittles popped out!
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- 19 de Oct, 2024
When yo mamma ran into Bill Cosby in a bar back in the 80s, she went back to her own home alone and fully clothed to tell her family that she'd met a lovely gentleman who really knew how to respect her boundaries.
He never did return her calls.
He never did return her calls.
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- 12 de Dic, 2022
Yo momma's so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs alive.
Yo momma's so poor people break into her house and leave money.
Yo momma's so ugly every time she masturbates, she gets arrested for animal cruelty.
Yo momma's so loose you had to be born out of her ass because her pussy was too busy.
Yo momma's so ugly she couldn't get laid in a prison if she had a handful of pardons.
Yo momma's so black people use her as a shadow on a cloudy day.
Yo momma's so fat whenever you want to fuck her, you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo momma's like a bungee cord. A hundred for thirty seconds and if that rubber breaks, yo ass is dead.
Yo momma's so poor people break into her house and leave money.
Yo momma's so ugly every time she masturbates, she gets arrested for animal cruelty.
Yo momma's so loose you had to be born out of her ass because her pussy was too busy.
Yo momma's so ugly she couldn't get laid in a prison if she had a handful of pardons.
Yo momma's so black people use her as a shadow on a cloudy day.
Yo momma's so fat whenever you want to fuck her, you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo momma's like a bungee cord. A hundred for thirty seconds and if that rubber breaks, yo ass is dead.
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- 19 de Oct, 2024
I know it's hard, but you've got to let yo mamma know that offering a C-note for a quick cobweb sweep just isn't going to be enough, no matter how many homeless men she begs. She's going to get arrested for sexually harassing all of tent city if she keeps going at it like this.
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- 26 de Nov, 2023
At least I have a mom instead of two dads.
No known comeback for that one, fellas.
No known comeback for that one, fellas.
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- 12 de Dic, 2022
Yo momma's so ugly my two dads saw her naked and it turned them gay.
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