Best way to wipe your ass?

[Dill]

front to back or back to front

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

I don't. Just like God intended.

 

[SandyCat]

Side to side, horizontally

I'm a rebel

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Back to front of you’re a guy, otherwise you’ll get poop in your vagina.

 

[Un Platano]

I don't. Just like God intended.

Do you think God put wasps on this world just to hurt us?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

I have someone do it for me like the kings of old.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Do you think God put wasps on this world just to hurt us?

Those niggerbugs aren't of God's creation. They crawled up from hell.

 

[Troonos]

With a single sheet of one-ply so it's more likely your finger goes through and you get a snack for later.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

 

[MrJokerRager]

Buy a bidet?

 

[Marcus Zuttenheim]

backwards

 

[Barry McKockner]

First, we fashion our own toilet paper out of $100 dollar bills we got from our stimulus checks now that inflation is out of control. We add in the fur of our dead fighting dogs to make it stretch farther. The next step is to deadname a troon on twitter to gather those tears fortified with aloe and vitamin E. If it's a FTM, the added testosterone supplements make the final product stronger. Next, you add the tears to some brake cleaner and soak the homemade TP in the solution for EXACTLY 88 minutes. Then, your alpha wet wipes are ready to cleanse your brown eye.

 

[General Tug Boat]

On the living room rug while my in-laws are in town.

 

[topsikrets]

just take a shower afterwards

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Rub some butter on it, it'll be fine

 

[Un Platano]

"yeah I wipe back to front, how tf does anyone do it the other way?"

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

Detachable shower heads are your friend in this situation

 

[Cats]

Until there is no more feecees on the page of toilet paper

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Wipe with a whole unused toilet paper roll and throw it in the trash. Fuck them trees.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

With a piss soaked sponge on a stick just like our enlightened progenitors, the Romans did.