Best way to torture Chris Chan

[TV's Adam West]

Fuck barb in front of him

 

[Akashic Retard]

Hack his account and post stupid shit.

Oh that'll get him

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

Dig up Patti, or roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Every meal contains pickles

 

[I am vomit]

Melt all his toys in front of him. Only allow G5 pony, and blue arm sonic toys, no art supplies so he can't alter them. You don't even need to do traditional torture methods, this alone would break him. Within days you'd have him slathering his own waste on Sonic's arms trying to turn them tan.

 

[MrTroll]

Give him hundreds of prepaid credit cards with exactly one penny in each of them.

 

[WaveBreak]

pretty sure all the "best" psychological torturing has already been enacted upon Mr chandler

 

[Reverend]

Tell him Time is a Flat Circle.