"...it's the law of supply and command"
"It doesn't take Rocket Appliances to get your grade 10."
“I try to be a role model for kids around the park. If some kid wants to grow dope, they can come talk to me, instead of growing dope six or seven times through denial and error, they’re going to get it right the first time and have some good dope.”
“It’s all water under the fridge.”
“A lot of people might say I’m stupid; I don’t know; I don’t think I am. I’m probably smarter than that, I mean. This thing here’s smarter than me, I guess, but it has a battery."
“I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I’m ashamed of myself. The first can doesn’t count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin’.”
“Ricky, those laws are there to protect kids, not so goofballs like you can put them in the car with no door on it, and drive around the f*ckin’ neighborhood stealin’ barbecues!”
“When you plant sh*t-seeds, you get sh*t-weeds.”
“Nice disguise, Bubs. You might be able to fool the FBI, but you can’t fool the FB-me.”
“Randy, I am the liquor.”
“You know what a sh*t barometer is, Bubs? It measures the sh*t pressure in the air. You can feel it. Listen, Bubs. Hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of sh*t.”
“It’s hard to admit it but, Mum, I’m white.”
Everything said in this song, lol:
