Best Mountain Dew for Women?

[AgriDrThunder]

Hey guys, I'm thinking of using a bottle of Mountain Dew as an in to talk to grills, what flavour do women like the most? For context I'm a 27 year old vrigin who's brainstorming good gift ideas for the first interaction and then for a hypothetical first date. I know that biologically speaking women have different taste buds than normal people and I'm wondering which flavor of Mountain Dew they would like the most.

I was thinking Major Melon but I can't decide between that and Goji Citrus Strawberry.

Also yes if they didn't agree to a date I would take the Dew back of course I am not a simp.

Thank you and God bless.

 

[Lemmingwise]

They seem to enjoy drinking male tears.

 

[Wooper]

Do you really want to know what to do? Alright.

Give her a MountainDew: Code Red

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Give that bitch a Baja Blast. If that's not her favorite, turn 360 degrees and walk away immediately. Either it's a tranny ( they don't like anything good ) or a bog standard thot.

 

[Weed Eater]

Baja Blast of course is everyone's favorite, but when it comes to gas station standards, I gotta hand it to Voltage. Code Red is just okay. Voltage just tastes of "blue" and you know what I like that. There's a new contender though, Circle K's exclusive "Purple Thunder". That shit is too fucking good and they absolutely need to sell it normally in stores, otherwise I will go insane.

 

[Jason Wynn]

The elusive Livewire. You give a chick that, she’ll know you can provide for her

 

[Soycast Guy]

Flamin’ hot

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

The only girl I know seems to enjoy Spark.

 

[Reverend]

Mango Heat.

 

[Dysnomia]

Women like flavored seltzer because no calories or sweeteners teehee.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

If you're looking for a gamer grill

 

[Weed Eater]

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Energy drinks suck because I can taste the weird chemicals they put into that shit to give it the "energy" boost. Just give me fizzy sugar water normally thanks.