Best Monster Cereal?

[LofaSofa]

5 cereals that come into production every year around halloween that spook up nostalgia.

The debate of which one is the best has caused arguments, fights, and riots.

So I've decided to make a poll on it.

I expect the farms to be in complete turmoil come tomorrow.

So which one is your favorite?

 

[Nien Nunb]

Count Chocula.

Anyone who says Franken Berry is probably a fag.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

People who let their kids eat sugary breakfast cereals or indulge in them themselves are almost certainly fat and shitty and probably lolcows.

 

[Clintonberg]

Count Chocula is best girl.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I've had none of these because I grew up in a good Christian home where only Chex and Chex-like cereals were allowed. Nana only let us eat the wheat Chex and one time she caught me with some trail mix made with Corn Chex and she beat me with a surprisingly durable porcelain statue of a cherub until an arm and three ribs broke. The doctor said it was due to the fact that I had no source of calcium since all we ate was Chex and no milk but my parents wouldn't hear any of it as they strapped me back into my traveling container.

I'm going to have to vote Booberry though because I appreciate box art that makes me feel like I'm about to get sexually assaulted.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

They need to bring Fruit Brute back again. He and Yummy Mummy were one year only. And that's terrible.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Count Chocula.

Anyone who says Franken Berry is probably a fag.

Franken Berry tastes like strawberry shit.

Chocula all the way.

 

[Sadcake]

Frute brute is an abomination to the tradition of cereal corpses.

 

[Chandra]

Frankenberry. But not the shit they put out now. The Frankenberry I grew up with in the 80's was amazing and remains my favorite cereal of all time. The stuff they put out now is tragic.

 

[Zoobles]

Burns-O's

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Boo Berry you goddamn fags holy shit.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Count Choculator.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I rather liked Nicolae Ceaușescu-o's in the 1980s.
They tasted of honey and ethnic cleansing.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

Anyone who doesn't vote Count Chocula is literally Satan.

 

[ApatheticViewer]

 

[Jason Wynn]

Fruit Brute, followed by Boo Berry.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

hm, while i like the others, i think i gotta go with the original OG.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

>eating cereal instead of a nutritious omelette
>even once
Honestly though I've gotta say Fruit Brute followed by Yummy Mummy. Poor guys just can't catch a break.

 

[PepsiVanilla]

Did they make Fruit Brute or Yummy Mummy last year at all? I just opened up a box of Boo Berry from the last run and noticed that it only features the main three monsters.

 

[DrunkenDozing]

Ma nigga Chocula. Its not a cereal anyone should eat every morning for breakfast but for a occasional sugary treat, especially when high, its top tier.