Best Lolcow Quote

[Kylie Raina]

Comment your favorite quote said by a lolcow and we can all laugh about it together. Mine definitely has to be “DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS!” - Chris Chan

 

[Eryngium]

“Boobs *Sigh* and Vaginah...Mmmmm.

 

[Konover]

“that is why i do not care about grammar it makes the bugs strain to comprehend when not used.
So do know i am science and i am for a reason... think asshole PHD NUCLEAR ENGINEER FROM A REVERSE ENGINEERING BASE.”
-David Price

 

[skiddlez]

"It's cause you're trying to use box, you retard nigger. You're trying to load the kernel by yourself. Do it like a white man. A white man uses an .iso file. This is the way a white operating system is installed."

- Terry Davis (RIP)

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

"Hahahaha...this video is just for you taxpayers and I wanna say Thank you...for paying taxes because without you, I wouldn't have this urinal to pee in, without you I would not have this cans of food to eat, without you I would not have pills to take to keep me alive....I wouldn't have none of that.

So I just wanna say thank you and you know what: I woudln't this laptop that I'm on if it weren't for you goddamn taxpayers AND I wouldn't have this camera, or this fucking tele-phone right here if it wasn't for you taxpayers, thank you very much. I've decided to shit on each and every one of you taxpayers and say HAHA MUHAHAHAHAHAHA mutha fucka, ok? 2012, bitches...I'm out! Get it? Got it? GOOD!"

 

[BeanBidan]

"The commodore64 is white glory.
When a nigger uses a computer it isn't glorious."
-Terry A. Davis
(RIP)

 

[skiddlez]

Another Terry quote, his really are the best:

"The CIA has a 7-year-old deepthroating a loaded 45 at the DMV next to me fucking with me. I'll teach him to pull the trigger."

 

[Giovanni]

"im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking dogs"---TranLord, 2015

Even more truth and honesty than Chris delivered.

 

[Raging Capybara]

"I fantasized about leading a catholic army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers."


EDIT - this is basically a stealth Terry A Davis thread.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

"I look at how gamers treated Zoe Quinn, will continue to treat Sarkeesian, all of that... what would Mario and Link THINK of us?" - Movieblob

 

[Lysenko]

"God said pets are homo" -Terry A Davis

 

[Pervious]

"God I hate Frasier, fucking retard nigger" (Slaps himself in the face) "Fuck him. The CIA niggers glow in the dark, you can see them if you're driving you just run them over; that's what you do. Fucking CIA niggers"

 

[Rikka Takarada]

"It was a very uncomfortable ride home that day."

 

[The Last Stand]

"Look here, LOOK HERE! LOOK LISTEN! Appearing offline does not fucking stop it so stop giving fucking advice you know nothing about!"
Wings of Redemption

 

[Dave Meltzer]

"I'm underneath you now and I'm going to fuck your beautiful ass fast as the baby is coming out to enhance the experience."

Dan Cilley from his poem Ecstatic Childbirth.

 

[womenslefts]

*inhales anally*
PFFFRRRRRRTPT

-SoyboyWright

 

[Xanax]

I WANT EVERYTHING

ABOUT MY HOUSE

OFF THE INTERNET

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW N O W !

Thanks for reminding me of this

 

[kyle2252]

The "nigger cattle" quote by Terry Davis. Lmao.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

The "nigger cattle" quote by Terry Davis. Lmao.

Or just Terry Davis. All his quotes were pretty amazing.

 

[kyle2252]

Or just Terry Davis. All his quotes were pretty amazing.

DO IT LIKE A WHITE MAN