Being a chef made me forget about having a micropenis.

[TiggerNits]

Not necessarily. Could be he's totally at peace with having a micropenis but ashamed at the thought of having his byline published on Vice.

Fair.... Very fair

 

[Pony Horn]

When they break up she's going to mock his penis and tell everyone about it.

 

[The Fool]

Who wants to bet guy is the Nicest of Guys™ and constantly tweets about how women should love him because he cooks and Chad can't cook.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Who wants to bet guy is the Nicest of Guys™ and constantly tweets about how women should love him because he cooks and Chad can't cook.

Most Chads in their late twenties and thirties are the self-proclaimed "Masters of the BBQ Pit."

 

[A Welsh Cake]

When they break up she's going to mock his penis and tell everyone about it.

He already beat her to it.

 

[GS 281]

 

[RealtreeByGod]

Most Chads in their late twenties and thirties are the self-proclaimed "Masters of the BBQ Pit."

The Virgin Chef vs the Chad Grillmaster

 

[Nekromantik]

But is he a good chef? It would suck if he was a bad cook, or even a mediocre cook, with a small dick. His skill cooking needs to make up for his small dick.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Bet he can't do a spitroast right.

 

[Bugaboo]

As a woman can confirm cooking is for women (and men with tiny penises)

 

[Marsaudiac]

random.txt when?

 

[Don Kang]

VICE is shit. It's like if The New Yorker fucked Jezebel.

Their documentaries used to be so damn good though. At least when they were trying to be a credible news source.

 

[RobinLeach]

Actual """Chef""" here....
If you pay money to learn shit that illiterate Guatemalans can do, you both have a micro-penis and are retarded.

 

[160048]

If you have a small penis, became a trap. Become like a hentai and have girl x trap romance.