Before You Follow (BYF)

[Argonian Scum]

Also since the age thing was mentioned it is often because tumbrlites are obsessed with pedopphiles and if you send wrong kind of message some under 18 yrs old (who followed u) sees, under tumblr magnifier" it means you're a pedo of course.

In all fairness, a grown-ass person that wants to associate with these kinds of teenagers probably does have issues.

 

[AnOminous]

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"Treat me like an actual literal child"

They don't really want that, because I'd give them a good spanking and send them to bed without dinner.

 

[Demorialiss]

This person is otherkin with random characters and has headmates

Spoiler: BYF

 

[Fiddleford]

Also since the age thing was mentioned it is often because tumbrlites are obsessed with pedopphiles and if you send wrong kind of message some under 18 yrs old (who followed u) sees, under tumblr magnifier" it means you're a pedo of course.

Honestly with all the tumbleroos who have been outed as pedophiles I don't blame them.

 

[Melkor]

Is it bad that I have a sort of BYF that tells minors not to follow my blog? Mostly because my blog occasionally contains NSFW content.

 

[EggGender]

Also since the age thing was mentioned it is often because tumbrlites are obsessed with pedopphiles and if you send wrong kind of message some under 18 yrs old (who followed u) sees, under tumblr magnifier" it means you're a pedo of course.

I've always assumed that the kiddies who put "if ur over 18, don't follow" are the type who also like to say shit like "HOW DARE U ATTACK A MINOR" whenever someone over the age of 18 tells them they're wrong about something. Like they're scared that the "big, mean, scawwy" adults are gonna stomp all over their safe space with their proven facts and mature knowledge.

 

[Trombonista]

Is it bad that I have a sort of BYF that tells minors not to follow my blog? Mostly because my blog occasionally contains NSFW content.

No, that's the only acceptable BYF rule.

 

[Cassowary]

This is the most succinct "before you follow" page I've ever seen in my life.

 

[Fiddleford]

 

[Trombonista]

This is the most succinct "before you follow" page I've ever seen in my life.
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That one's most likely a joke.

 

[Cassowary]

That one's most likely a joke.

Yeah, I know. I was mostly surprised that this person's byf was a joke one because they ID as fictional characters and list their mental illnesses on their profile.

 

[Tlazolli]

The only valid bfy should be:

Do not follow if you like Donald Trump.

It's an understandable warning

 

[Demorialiss]

The only valid bfy should be:

Do not follow if you like Donald Trump.

It's an understandable warning

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kek

 

[kittie]

This person just followed me

Also I'm sure they're the type that complains about inaccessibility yet their blog is near impossible to read and highlighting the text just turns it into a solid pink block

 

[PetalPinkPuppy]

Is it bad that I have a sort of BYF that tells minors not to follow my blog? Mostly because my blog occasionally contains NSFW content.

Nope because before joining here, I thought that's the sort of stuff a BYF was for.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

This person just followed me

Also I'm sure they're the type that complains about inaccessibility yet their blog is near impossible to read and highlighting the text just turns it into a solid pink block

At least they don't ship pedophilia or incest

 

[clowney]

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Shit like this makes me think, who is this Matthew, Jessica, and Ethan and what horrible thing did they do to this darling precious snowflake that people with the same NAME can't follow them.

 

[kittie]

Shit like this makes me think, who is this Matthew, Jessica, and Ethan and what horrible thing did they do to this darling precious snowflake that people with the same NAME can't follow them.

Usually when they do that those are their """" abusers"""" but tumblr's definition of abuse usually is "this person made a vague post that may or may not have been about me"

 

[Cassowary]

At least they don't ship pedophilia or incest

I find that tumblrites are either proud shippers of pedophilic/incestuous ships or are very a-loggy and have a "ANYONE WHO SHIPS THIS MUST BE AN ABUSER AND DESERVES TO DIE" attitude towards them.

 

[Bugaboo]

So do these people stalk their followers and keep obsessive track of who follows and unfollows? What if a bunch of people follow en masse will they have a meltdown?