After finally breaking our security codes, Chris led an entire legion of Manchild type Bronies and Loveshy insurgents to our door, using the chaos caused by interboard dramaz to disguise his presence. When he finally struck, he wiped out the admins within seconds. We lost contact with the mods in the hours after that, and by then it was too late to run or call for backup. Soon we were almost entirely overrun and most of the survivors were forced to barricade ourselves within the "What If" section to avoid death by greasy buggery at the hoof covered MANOS of our attackers, and the rest having fled into the void of the internet to found a new board. We received no more word of them after that and can only conclude they were devoured as they fled.
Within hours we were forced to resort to cannibalism to survive, and by the end of the first day the last hundred board members had been wittled down to 3 in an orgy of carnage and barbequed spergs. Bungholio was the last to be devoured after he volunteered himself to escape the nightmares of what he had been forced to do to escape the monsters sniffing just outside our subforum. In the end, only myself, a sock of Jcrowley Pardew, Catparty, Null, Saney, Holdek and Saito remained alive while the howls of hateful manchildren searching for our refuge filled our ears and drove us ever more insane with every passing hour.
Somehow we recieved word that Compy had survived the Mod purge and had repaired the time machine to send us back to the original board setting, and we were able to slip away after rubbing ourselves with Chris's feces encrusted underwear to blend in, and using Jcrowley as bait, but then we were discovered by Fschmit, and I was seperated from the rest of the survivors as they fled into the time machine. After weeks of soul crushing, spine crumbling, sphincter shattering sodomy from Chris and his soldiers, I finally was able to crawl away into the time machine as they lay slumbering contentfully, and finally escaped back to the board as it once was.
