🍗 Deathfat "Becky" Rebecca Williams & Williams Clan - White Trash At Its Best

I decided to check today if channel surfing is a big thing in the ASMR community and discovered that nope it is not.
Only Becky has content with channel surfing so either this is a genius move or there are no other ASMR channels making this content for a reason.
I'm going to give her points for being original, but take them back away for poor execution.
 
I feel like it’s easy to feel bad for Becky if you don’t know about all the bad shit she’s done. She may seem like a sad but innocent person living a sad life, but she’s done plenty of terrible shit that makes it difficult to have sympathy for her. She’s not gonna be able to grow her channel enough to make YouTube her living, she’s way too boring and not nearly enough of a trainwreck to make it on her own. Like someone said, her best hope is doing factory work or being a truck driver or something. I’m sure there’s plenty of fat lesbian truck drivers around the area where she can pick her next iteration of Hamber from.

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This fat slob is pathetic Amber is at least making her own money and paying her own way this fat slob talked a big game about taking care of herself and working and traveling and being healthier as goals post breakup and now look at her still fat still pathetic and still mooching. Way to go Becky!
 
Channel surfing ASMR?
That is the dumbest shit I have ever watched and I watch DSP.
Why does Rose and this one think you can just DO asmr?
You need sound cancelation, a kick ass mic and a personality.
She has NONE of that
 
Spent a minute or two flicking through this utter shit. Thumby claims she has the choice of 2 jobs and surprisingly she prefers the part-time one to the full-time one.
Some absolute shit about a 'dude' not being nice to her in a gas station, because she is 'obviously gay' - why do these fuckers always have to play the victim? This 'dude' was also rude to the cashier, who according to the Thumb, was middle-eastern or Indian. What the actual fuck, Thumby?
 

Mario Party 7 Pagoda’s Peak part 2 with Eric and rickie​

Jul 15, 2022

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42+ minutes of this shit.
Thumb that desperate for 'friends', that she's playing videogames with these 2 untrustworthy faggots. They like this grifter that much that she doesn't live with them nowadays.
If I was Becky or Amber, I wouldn't trust either of these 2 sneaky fuckers.
I think the last decent person I remember being in the Amberverse was Libby and she's not been seen in years. Good for her.
 

Mario party 7 pagoda peak part 3 with Eric and rickie​

Jul 16, 2022
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zj6aV8WytIM
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Remember when the Thumb moved to live with the Fridge and couldn't apply for jobs, definitely could not get an online job and couldn't post on YT, all because of the shit internet connection? Well the internet seems to be fine now she wants to play online videogames.
 
Not more nostalgic memories.
At this point I feel I know more about Becky’s family than I do my own.

It strikes me that Becky is somewhat like Rose Thorn with her ASMR, she has ASMR videos on a channel that has mixed content so the algorithm is going to get confused and their channels will suffer.

The only reason Amber’s ASMR videos made the views they did was because of her platform & the Haydurs watching them. Otherwise Amber’s ASMR videos would have failed.

The most obvious way out of this is to make a second channel to put ASMR content, the channel surfing isn’t my cup of tea so I’m not sure how it would fare among actual consumers of ASMR because what is a trigger for one person may be a disaster for another.
That said, Becky doesn’t only have the channel surfing videos, she has those moments when she goes down to the creek and wonders around in nature.
This is a very popular genre in ASMR, and lo fi recordings is also a very common thing so she wouldn’t need an expensive audio equipment to begin.
Many people only experience ASMR through lo fi sound instead of highly filtered perfect sound recordings.
Microphones can be decently priced for beginners especially if there’s a sale on.

There was once an ASMRist on YT I was subscribed to and she would do a mixture of ASMR content but one of her most popular content was when she would go hiking in the mountains and wander by the streams they were so peaceful and relaxing.
Sadly she removed her content and deleted her channel after she got into boxing in a big way but it’s still a popular thing to do in ASMR.

All it takes is a little extra effort but she’s too lazy.
 
Apparently, the only lesson learned is that Beckster thinks she can Hamber a living off of YouTube by being nothing more than a slug of humanity leaving a slime trail trying to climb up the wall.
Throwing some salt on slugs kills them.
 
Apparently, the only lesson learned is that Beckster thinks she can Hamber a living off of YouTube by being nothing more than a slug of humanity leaving a slime trail trying to climb up the wall.
Throwing some salt on slugs kills them.

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Tshirts, what’s in the box, sticker book and a serious talk at the creek​

Jul 15, 2022
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0iutkey2U6M
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Recap incoming! It's been busy.

More shirts being shown to us.

A minute and 47 in there's a Country Crock countainer. A candle broke and she keeps chunks of wax and melts this for the smell. (This is about the peak of the video.)

She decorates a piece of notebook paper in the notebook with stickers.

Now we're at the creek. It looks like it would breed mosquitoes and made me itch looking at it. That's pretty heartstopping compared to what happens next.

Becky "hey guys" us and misgenders me. Becky mentions she saw some dogs or something. Her teeth look like hot kernels of corn cooked until soft. She said something about not getting out because it's hot.
She's been more depressed and stayed in bed all day. She didn't eat. She just laid there in the bed.

Around 11 PM Wraith came and got her up and made Becky food when she got all sweaty with her drenched shirt. I hate this so much.

She got some tinnitus and then wolfed food until she threw up. And she had to be cleaned like an infant. Who bets she had too much weed? And she fell on her hip like an old woman.

And she was put in bed. She has syncope. And it has to do with the heart. Shut up, stupid medical Kiwis. You only want to say stupid, factual things. Her doctor said it was caused by huge amounts of heat and emotional stress. And she hadn't had an episode in awhile.

She saw her dad for the first time in two weeks and she talked to him. It was funny because the nephew who isn't dead races his car.

And Becky's sister had a heart attack from the stress of caregiving because her patient pulled a knife on her? And the other sister in another state had a heart attack. Are STEMI sisters the new dead nephews?

And there's good news because (garble garble garble not enough money job fair garble) reasons. Becky complains that this lame job is better than a job where she works three 12s Friday through Monday overnight because that's no life. Because Becky's party animal lifestyle would be ruined, and she only has one day off in some sort of weird stupidity math. I can't follow.

She wouldn't have time for YouTube because factories are hot and this is unsafe for no necks. A lot of people said it would be unsafe! Great minds, such as Eric and Ricky. She's just going to keep putting out stellar content.

Misty said she'd help with the content. Eric and Ricky, too! Man, Becks sounds nervous. And she's going to do more exploring.

Someone was rude to Becky and gave her a nasty look. For some reason it makes me laugh that she brings up it costs nothing to be kind. And says she looks gay. No, you look like an adolescent special needs boy, which makes it worse he was mean to you, but also funnier. My sides hurt. Oof.

She's lost 11 lbs. in four days, and honestly, I don't see it.

This was the best video yet. One million novelty shirts! 👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕👕
 

Art, photos, mom and dad singing and more summerjamz​

Jul 17, 2022
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hy07bY4KZgs
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Recaps are catching up!

This is actually retarded. We have Becky's timelapsed copying of stoner art to boring "chill" music with initially self-deprecating captions, then she tells us it's proof of how strong she is or something. Until 4:20, she makes us look at her boring high school art.

Then, oh boy, it's fambly (credit to @StrawberryDouche, because when you're here at the Farms, you're fambly, and fambly gives credit to hilarious terms) memories about dead people. My favorite pictures are Becky's grandparents because they look clairvoyantly disappointed in the photo. Becky also shows us her dad, and though he's like the low end of average in terms of looks, you can look at him and meditate on Norma and really understand why their kids look the way they do.

We stare at the blank table awhile. I had a pulse ox on just messing with it, and it showed my heart rate as rocketing up from 54 to 61. Becky says she wants to show us funny photos, and the idea of being forced to look at what Becky laugh bores my heart right back into the 50s. I wish I'd taken a video.

EXHIBIT A: Mom eating and watching TV in her robe. It's kind of funny I guess because Norma is eating like a pig. I always thought my family was too harsh on punishments when I was a kid, but honestly, I'm starting to understand the wisdom of whipping out overindulgence.

EXHIBIT B: A picture of Baby Becky. Six to eight months old, maybe? She had a neck and was cute. Becky swears she remembers it.

EXHIBIT C: Becky's dad sits on a bed in the army. Not sure why she thinks this is funny.

Now 2010 cell phone footage of her dad picking and playing. Or maybe it's his grandpa. I like these little intimate videos, but she's managed to build nothing interesting around it, no kind of story or clarity, but he looks like a sweet old man.

Caption: Thoughts for Food

Caption with a picture of Dolly Parton on the left and Kate Winslet on the right: Kate could play Dolly.

A bunch of garbage and music fills up the rest of the space.

Pretty average in terms of No Necky excitement. 3/5 novelty shirts. 👕👕👕
 
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