Be A cool kid - post what you've been banned and have gotten in trouble for IRL

[VB 305]

I've gotten in trouble at school for:
sendind notes that say "1v1 me IRL faggot" too people
making "terroristic threats"
yelling "fuck off 3D whore"

Have been perma banned from 4chan on multiple IPs for legal CP
Globally banned from 8chan 3 times for posting false SSNs and credit info
Banned from a bunch of boards for sliding and shitposting
Banned from mlpol for "being a dick"
Banned from some discord servers for being annoying

A.M.A.

:^)

 

[vertexwindi]

I got in trouble as a kid for stealing a packet of apple juice.

 

[StillGullible]

I got arrested once, over an anxiety attack I was having. I'll post details if enough people want them.

 

[Reynard]

I've been suspended from school for what they called "assault with bodily fluids." In actuality I snot rocketed behind the bleachers in gym class and a kid accidentally sat on it. Much less interesting than what they said.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I got banned from AOL dialup for being the BIGGEST dick in chat rooms. Told my mum it was 'hackers'. Got banned from a hardware store for returning 2 faulty tools in 2 months. The manager called me a 'scammer' and told me I was banned.

 

[The Fool]

I got kicked out of a mall for clapping too loud.

 

[vertexwindi]

I got kicked out of a mall for clapping too loud.

Now that's just Unamerican

 

[drain]

one time i was banned from neopets because i called another kid a "fat idiot"
but jokes on them, i just made another account and socked my way into neopets again

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I got banned from a Bw-3 for loitering and not spending enough money,

 

[IAmSad]

I got in trouble once with a cop for cutting through a parking lot to get access to a closed street (to get to my house which I lived in at the time).

 

[sbm1990]

I got arrested for smoking weed under a boardwalk once.

 

[Zach_Kun]

I was once arrested for wearing a bomb vest in an airport. I dont even understand I can wear what I want these airlines are just discriminating against me >:(( for having fashion im sooooo oppressed!!!

 

[ZeCommissar]

One time stacy said "no nerd" when I asked her out so I shot up the school

 

[DumbDosh]

I got a detention slip on the last day of high school by asking my environmental science teacher what would happen if I just walked out of his last period class.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I got suspended multiple times for beating the shit out of people who attempted to bully me, and I STILL managed to graduate high school with a GPA of 3.7

 

[Un Platano]

I got 3 days of detention in 2nd grade for throwing rocks at some kid. Little shit deserved it though. When even school-age me thought you were a loser nerd there was definitely something wrong with you.

 

[The Fool]

I got 3 days of detention in 2nd grade for throwing rocks at some kid. Little shit deserved it though. When even school-age me thought you were a loser nerd there was definitely something wrong with you.

At least you didn't clap at him

 

[Cthulu]

I gutted a man like a salmon while looking him in the eyes

 

[Pina Colada]

I almost got suspended in 6th grade for screaming something edgy and racist at a girl who was bullying me.

Fast-forward to 11th grade when we started over and became friends.

 

[The Fool]

I almost got suspended in 6th grade for screaming something edgy and racist at a girl who was bullying me.

Fast-forward to my junior year of high school when we started over and became friends.

That's when you lured her to a forest in the middle of the night, right?