Baseball Thread

[BigPeanut]

Im ready for the ungodly amount of retarded faggots getting ready to pretend to care about baseball just so they can inject wingcuckery into the convo.

That’s the only good part of soccer and baseball if you care about them otherwise you’re a fucking brown South American or a boomer.

 

[Dan of Steel]

So why was the US starting some rookie for the Mets and not like Garrett Crochet or Gerrit Cole again? Oh right, because Scott Boras hates fun and is an insane control freak and the one who actually runs baseball. Either way, GG Venezuela.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Team USA was underperforming all tournament long. They never had a dominant performance and always seemed to need some luck to get by much inferior teams. I know this is a cliche and it's stupid most of the time but they ran into a team that just wanted it more. Venezuela played with much more urgency to win. It also helps they have a real manager and not some dipstick from TV.

 

[Big Lenny]

Honestly, I can't help but feel good for them. Congrats, ya commie freaks.

 

[LurkingLunk]

I just hope they take the energy of winning as an inspiration into helping continue develop themselves into a US friend

Let the lads start a new anti-commie era and I'll hope for the best for them

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Team USA HITTING was underperforming all tournament long. They never had a dominant performance and always seemed to need some luck to get by much inferior teams. I know this is a cliche and it's stupid most of the time but they ran into a team that just wanted it more. Venezuela played with much more urgency to win.

Fixed it for you. Skenes, Webb, the bullpen, and even McClean were all very good except for the Italy game.

Honestly, I can't help but feel good for them. Congrats, ya commie freaks.

They clearly care more as fans, which they probably should as the U.S. has much bigger fish to fry than a tournament which is decided by a single game of Baseball. Still sucks to lose but let's be honest, there is a very good reason Baseball has 162 games.

I will say this much, I was expecting more toxicity and it has been pretty mellow, probably because I don't speak Spanish. The only people I see online right now gloating are Canadians and you kind of just have to laugh because it's like being called broke by BossManJack.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Team USA was underperforming all tournament long. They never had a dominant performance and always seemed to need some luck to get by much inferior teams. I know this is a cliche and it's stupid most of the time but they ran into a team that just wanted it more. Venezuela played with much more urgency to win. It also helps they have a real manager and not some dipstick from TV.

Why team USA didnt have a manager that everyone respects like Doc or Bochy run the team is beyond baffling.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Was hoping for free baseball, but VZ put up a hell of a game. Guess we gotta let Maduro go now. A public hanging would have been the alternative, had US won. Shame

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

Im ready for the ungodly amount of retarded faggots getting ready to pretend to care about baseball just so they can inject wingcuckery into the convo.

That’s the only good part of soccer and baseball if you care about them otherwise you’re a fucking brown South American or a boomer.

I don't care for listening to wingcucks, they are gay retards that suck the joy out of everything, while huffing their own farts. Only people that enjoy wingcuckery usually are other wingcucks.

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Do the rendition DEA aircraft photograph with Venezuela #1 earmuffs and blackout goggles.

 

[Squanto Airi]

The only people I see online right now gloating are Canadians

>gets beat in women's hockey
>gets beat in men's hockey
>gets beat in sled hockey
>gets beat 5-3 in WBC
>all Ls to the US
>still thinks they can talk just because the US lost 3-2.

This is advanced cuckery

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

>gets beat in women's hockey
>gets beat in men's hockey
>gets beat in sled hockey
>gets beat 5-3 in WBC
>all Ls to the US
>still thinks they can talk just because the US lost 3-2.

This is advanced cuckery

Like I said, BossManJack calling you broke lmao.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Well, shit. That sucks. Congrats to Venezuela.
Fire DeRosa into the Sun. What a complete retard this guy is.

Bryce Harper gave me hope we could win, but it was inevitable we would lose the game with that horrible offense. I'm disappointed, but at least the Venezuelans are appreciative of their country winning. I think they are probably more patriotic than most American citizens

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

To distract myself from the disappointment, I have my ranking predictions for the season:

Spoiler: Season Predictions

AL East:
Yankees, Blue Jays (WC), Orioles (WC), Red Sox, Rays

AL Central:
Royals, Tigers (WC), Cleveland, Twins, WhiteSox

AL East:
Mariners, Astros, Rangers, A's , Angels

NL East:
Mets, Braves (WC), Phillies, Marlins, Nats

NL Central:
Cubs, Brewers (WC), Pirates, Reds, Cardinals

NL East:
Dodgers, Padres (WC), D-Backs, Giants, Rockies

 

[56 others]

We should've waited to take maduro after this because it would've been really funny

 

[Peace Or Love]

Now we know the pecking order: Venezuela > USA > Canada.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

By the way, due to the Venezuelan victory they are declaring that today, the 18th, will be a national holiday in Venezuela.

I will actually consider it as such if they don't ration electricity tomorrow and I can actually work a whole day without power cutting off.

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[Tago Mago]

Honestly taking Maduro out was a huge morale boost for Venezuela

 

[Best Ghost Pokemon]

Imagine losing at the game your country created. The RAPED.

 

[Nate Dingus]

DeRosa was a double agent for Italy-Venezuela this entire time. Italians are the largest white ethnic group in Venezuela after the Spanish. Per capita, they're the third largest consumers of pasta in the world. America can't lose because of its own arrogance, it has to be a conspiracy.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

A baseball tournament for a dictator. Seems like a fair trade to me.