Baseball Thread

[Armor of God]

Fucking Betts man...can't hit, can't field...this nigger unironically needs to just fuck off.

 

[George Lucas]

That hit by KK was gorgeous.

ETA: maybe the lack of patience in Dodgers’ offense is getting pushed by the flimsy strike zones. I swear umps aren’t normally this bad. Last night’s were okay though.

 

[Phillip Green]

Offensive slump aside the Blue Jays seem to know these pitchers.

ETA: Maybe that’s why Klein did so well; they didn’t study him.

Interesting theory. May help account for why Brice Miller (Mariner's normal #5 starter) did so shockingly well against them. They're scouting may be awesome, but they can't dedicate the same level of prep to all opposing pitchers.

 

[Armor of God]

So let's take inventory of what's happening out there:

Betts (nigger) can't hit or field.

Teoscar (nigger) can't field and only sporadically hits.

Snell (wigger) is getting slapped around for the 2nd time this series.

I'm beginning to think that the Dodgers have a nigger problem. Nice way to mirror LA itself.

Edit: Edman fucking garbage ass half gook piece of shit.

 

[George Lucas]

Interesting theory. May help account for why Brice Miller (Mariner's normal #5 starter) did so shockingly well against them. They're scouting may be awesome, but they can't dedicate the same level of prep to all opposing pitchers.

Well this anime-style ‘I know your weakness!’ shit is turning out to be kind of boring. A slugfest between Mariners and Dodgers probably would have been more fun even if less even.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

So, much like the Yankees, apparently the Dodgers problem is that Shohei can’t play every position at the same time…

Eh, give whatever lab made him some time, they’ll solve that.

 

[#FF0000]

Yesavage is special I'm telling you fuckers. He's gonna be the GOAT

Aside from those 2 wild pitches I am even more correct now than when I said this

 

[Armor of God]

Snell is already up to 78 pitches through 5 innings. I wonder if he'll last past the 6th at this rate.

Although at this point, given that he's already surrendered 3 runs I wonder if it really matters. I knew that anything past 2 would be tough for this Dodgers offense that just can't seem to get right.

 

[George Lucas]

Has this Call guy done anything this series?

 

[#FF0000]

TEN STRIKEOUTS FOR YESAVAGE IN 5 INNINGS!!!

 

[Meat Target]

Snell is already up to 78 pitches through 5 innings. I wonder if he'll last past the 6th at this rate.

Although at this point, given that he's already surrendered 3 runs I wonder if it really matters. I knew that anything past 2 would be tough for this Dodgers offense that just can't seem to get right.

PPP voice: "Your Cy Young winner, Sir."

 

[George Lucas]

Snell did well aside from those homeruns.

 

[#FF0000]

I have no idea why they left out Snell for that long lmao. We'll see what Vladdy does.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Dodgers have been so damn sloppy. Giving runs away. Offense isn't going to do shit again. Blue Jays take a 3-2 series lead.

 

[Meat Target]

Doyers just look like shit.

 

[#FF0000]

What the fuck are your Dodgers doing. I feel bad man.

 

[George Lucas]

Absolute garbage pitching from Henriquez. Would have been better off throwing Kershaw in there.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

What the fuck are your Dodgers doing. I feel bad man.

They've picked the absolute worst time to turn into dog shit. Blue Jays are taking advantage of every Dodgers mistake. Roberts isn't the kind of manager who can right the ship when things are going bad, it just gets worse every time. Blue Jays look like the team that's been there and done this before.

 

[Armor of God]

At this point, I'm considering not even watching Game 6. I mean, why bother when I can be out and about doing more productive shit ?

 

[Phillip Green]

None of the pitching fuckups matter if the ol' Dogerinos can't do better than one solo HR.