Barbie - A More Successful Movie than You'd Think

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Finally, the feminist answer to the Cats movie we all have been waiting for. I hope for Ken to have terribly animated cgi abs.

 

[Foltest]

Looks like Kino is back on the menu.

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

Yeah, that looks stupid as fuck.
I would almost partially respect them for not just doing the laziest/most obvious thing and using "Barbie Girl" for the teaser, but we all know it's coming in one of the full trailers.

I can't find the source atm, but they won't be using that song at all in the entire movie apparently. I know the creator of Barbie hated the song too.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

"What are you doing??"

"I drive."

 

[Hazel Motes]

Suppose I should post this:

Reminds me of Lego Movie, even has Will Ferrell.

 

[Basic Blond Boy]

Will Ferrell troon out?

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=191656216978804&set=a.150757777735315&type=3

 

[BrunoMattei]

It doesn't look bad.

 

[Shroom King]

Suppose I should post this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GRyt3Ov4zz0
Reminds me of Lego Movie, even has Will Ferrell.

I have no idea what a Barbie movie should even be about. It wasn't like He-Man or Transformers where there were cartoons and comics and movies to give a backstory (there was a Christmas Barbie cartoon from years back but that is it). At least Barbie and Ken are both white. I guess the pedos in Hollywood knew blacking Barbie would be a bridge too far.

 

[Green Kitbash]

I can't wait for the new Goslings to add to my collection

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Just seems to be a sillier, toy-focused version of Enchanted (or whatever that movie was where the fairy tale princess came to the real world). I'll probably watch it just to see if there's a schlondpoofah/schnoggenwrench reference in it - but I'm certainly not going to pay to do that.

 

[Articles and Nudes]

I am morbidly curious about watching this, but ever since playing Harley Quinn I can't stand Margot Robbie as an actress. Not sure I can sit through another vanity project.

 

[870EVO]

Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling star. Also there's going to be at least 25 cameos. Why? I don't know.

Cameos? Acting credits and royalties.

Why Ryan Gosling? Zan Efron has had enough face fillers he literally looks like Ken now.

 

[Oats12345]

My sister is looking forward to this

 

[quackrock]

Looks fun. Follows that Space Jam formula of a hyperreal fictional fantasy world colliding with reality.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Ryan is too old for ken

 

[Oats12345]

Ryan is too old for ken

We are know your just jealous because your not in it

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

I have no idea what a Barbie movie should even be about. It wasn't like He-Man or Transformers where there were cartoons and comics and movies to give a backstory (there was a Christmas Barbie cartoon from years back but that is it).

That's kind of to their advantage. If you have a blank slate you can write any story. Which is no guarantee it would be a good one but it at least offers options.

They could easily rip off Clueless or Legally Blond with so little restrictions and get away with it. I'm curious what they'll end up going with.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

We are know your just jealous because your not in it

Excuse you. I would have been first Jewish Barbie!

 

[870EVO]

Excuse you. I would have been first Jewish Barbie!

With all the Jewish Women in media you can't pick as Jewish, how would you even know if Barbie wasn't already half Jewish?

 

[TheRetardKing]