Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

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Decided to bite the bullet and get the game since BF wants to co-op with me as he loves the BG series and wants to spend more time with me. Going to make a tiefling paladin. Still deciding if I should play as a male or female. Elf twink and frog cunt will be the first to die and I don't care if I break my oath from it. I have low tolerance for bitchy companions who treat me and the other party members like shit and who will most likely back stab me down the line. Just because I'm lawful good doesn't mean I'm lawful stupid and lawful nice.
 
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Man I gave it a few more hours now that its actually out but it just doesn't have the mojo for me. It looks really good obviously, I like how there's a bunch of options based on your class and character choice and there are some real nailbiting choices in the story. Mechanically I think Solasta does combat better. Not having things like readying and holding actions ended being a bigger deal to me than I was figuring at first and i was kinda hoping they would have added that in at some point. definitely personal taste but still not liking the gridless setup

I'll probably try and push through to see some new story but I'm kinda bummed that I'm still not feeling it.
 
Unremarkable Anus Lover dijo:
Maybe you should play the game past the character selection screen to conclude if the game really is woke or not? I mean some of the concerns I can definitely understand but people freaking the fuck out over druid bear sex is pretty retarded considering there's been way weirder shit in these types of games before, albeit not as graphic.

There's really no need to cope in the first place unless you think a modern boomer CRPG is gonna invoke the spirit of the Weimar Republic.

Play it - or don't, who the fuck cares.
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Why are you okay with a graphic scene of sex with a bear?
 
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Why are you okay with a graphic scene of sex with a bear?
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the bear thing was marketing, people are falling for the bait by bitching about it. A shit ton of people didn't care about BG3 before the bear moment was revealed, now it's in their subconscious because they got buckbroken by a bear, it's free advertising.
Also it's funny, stop questioning things and fuck the bear, you know you want to
 
Fireman Sam dijo:
the bear thing was marketing, people are falling for the bait by bitching about it. A shit ton of people didn't care about BG3 before the bear moment was revealed, now it's in their subconscious because they got buckbroken by a bear, it's free advertising.
Also it's funny, stop questioning things and fuck the bear, you know you want to
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Why was this considered a funny joke?

Who decided a graphic sex scene with a bear that took time, money and effort to produce was so important it needed to be included in the marketing campaign?

Continuous from above If it's optional, not to be taken seriously and only a minor portion of the game what is the justification for spending the time writing, designing, mocaping, and fleshing out a graphic sex scene with a bear. This isn't just a few lines snuck into a dialouge tree by one writer. This was a deliberate part of the game.

Why is it so important a graphic sex scene with a bear remain in the game even if you are not going to experience it yourself?
 
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Why was this considered a funny joke?

Who decided a graphic sex scene with a bear that took time, money and effort to produce was so important it needed to be included in the marketing campaign?

Continuous from above If it's optional, not to be taken seriously and only a minor portion of the game what is the justification for spending the time writing, designing, mocaping, and fleshing out a graphic sex scene with a bear. This isn't just a few lines snuck into a dialouge tree by one writer. This was a deliberate part of the game.

Why is it so important a graphic sex scene with a bear remain in the game even if you are not going to experience it yourself?
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You're putting way way more thought into this than the devs did dude.

Their thought process was probably "he he he bear sex."
 
Multiplayer is kind of a mess from a few perspectives and it's a bit confusing when the odds were very high that a ton of people would be playing with friends:

- no easy way for players to jump in or out
- no easy way to add more players after you've selected the initial size (4 is the max, why not default to this?)
- no easy way to REMOVE players and if you don't have the full amount you've chosen at the very beginning, lol can't start
- no master control or ability to let people take over your character if you have to go AFK
- no way that I could find to EXIT THEN GAME ASIDE FROM ALT-F4 OR GET TO A MENU (top right was greyed out for me)

Bear in mind that I am retarded and wasn't hosting so these could have been issues I either missed or the other guy did but these stood out in the ~2hrs we played.

Gameplay wise I think doing multiplayer is going to be frustrating. It's impossible to pay attention to what's going on when everyone is running around doing their own thing. I think we'll have to set up rules and say, 'okay everyone stick together and don't fucking skip dialogue' or else it's going to become a total slog.

Also, this could be me being picky but I've got the game running on Ultra and I think it just looks... fine. There is texture pop in, a lot of the in-game cinematics are kind of janky in a charming way if this was 2000 but today feels awkward, and the environments are colourful but once again fidelity falls by the wayside and the left-alt key is going to fall off my keyboard because it's either zoom in to see objects or pull then camera back so I can see where the fuck I'm going but not see 50% of the shit on the ground to interact with.

Also I need a way to speed up the dice rolls, it's already grinding on me,.
 
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Why was this considered a funny joke?

Who decided a graphic sex scene with a bear that took time, money and effort to produce was so important it needed to be included in the marketing campaign??
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Obviously their marketing department understands how shock value works because it got every retard on this planet frothing at the mouth like a helicopter parent over how degenerate it is.

To be fair it is degenerate, but it's also just really fucking funny. Like come the fuck on, how am I supposed to take that squirrel dropping its nut at the grotesque act occuring in front of him seriously? That shit is hardly meant to jack anyone off lmao
 
derpherp2 dijo:
We can't fucking edit our characters if they're not scalie and has a custom background??? what the FUCK.

Man first i gotta fuck a bear now i gotta be a dragon or some effeme virgin vamp bitch. Fuuuuck.

On the bright side decoupling flurry of blows from attacking means i don't need bladesinger to just smack people while casting spells. So that's nice.
Wish we had green flame blade or some shit tho.
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Wait.... Hold up. Dark urge.... you cant customize ANYTHING about the human character?

What are the hair and face options damit?
 
X Prime dijo:
I imagine I won't like the answer, but what is this referencing exactly?
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netorare a form of cuckold porn popular in Japan that focuses on the humilation of the husband.

I'm doing a Laezel run, the space nazi is surprisingly fun.
Be sure to kill the devil leader on the tutorial ship, as looting his flaming sword gives a big improvement over your starting gear
 
So after 60 pages of seething about bear sex everyone went and bought the game anyway, huh?
Some things never change.

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Michael Wade dijo:
Wait.... Hold up. Dark urge.... you cant customize ANYTHING about the human character?

What are the hair and face options damit?
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There are a shitload of hairstyles in my opinion but the ball is dropped instantly you try to do anything outside of broad cosmetic stuff like hair or piercings (the latter being hyper annoying to cycle through thanks to the decision to use a single text box instead of pictures like everything else for some fucking reason).

There is no totally custom colour gradient wheel to choose things from, you have to pick from their palette (which was fine enough for me but the point matters dammit) but you can choose basic stuff like lips, eyes whatever. The bigger comparison is to just see what you could do in Oblivion or Dark Souls or almost any other semi-competent RPG with player creation and then wonder wtf Larian was doing.

And then you see the totally retarded vitiligo and dick slider, and it all just... clicks.
 
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There are a shitload of hairstyles in my opinion but the ball is dropped instantly you try to do anything outside of broad cosmetic stuff like hair or piercings (the latter being hyper annoying to cycle through thanks to the decision to use a single text box instead of pictures like everything else for some fucking reason).

There is no totally custom colour gradient wheel to choose things from, you have to pick from their palette (which was fine enough for me but the point matters dammit) but you can choose basic stuff like lips, eyes whatever. The bigger comparison is to just see what you could do in Oblivion or Dark Souls or almost any other semi-competent RPG with player creation and then wonder wtf Larian was doing.

And then you see the totally retarded vitiligo and dick slider, and it all just... clicks.
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Someone should mod in Street Fighter 6's character creator.
 
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