Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

What gave that away? High density of homogays? Nigs everywhere? Quips? Only solace is you are one, in control of how many you will see and how your character will react. I definitely will sell nightdyke to the wizard

They sneak stuff in too. Like you save the gnomes and you hear one male tell another male, "Of course I was worried about you, I'm your husband!"

Well, shit...time to reload a save.

A Tiefling named Lakrissa gets flirty with you. You think to yourself, she's kinda cute...

Cut to Act 2 and, after you save her, she gets really chatty with Alfira. Like, really chatty. Then, it dawns on you...she's gay too?!

Well, fuck.

The gnome who threatened to blow herself up? Gay. The gnome you save from the windmill? Gay.

Larian seems fixated with gay gnomes.

I only mention these particular ones because, even if you choose never to speak with some of these people, you can still hear them chattering about their faggotry in the background.

Best medicine for all the pozzed nonsense is to play as the Urge. Your endgame is to become the Absolute.
 
They sneak stuff in too. Like you save the gnomes and you hear one male tell another male, "Of course I was worried about you, I'm your husband!"

Well, shit...time to reload a save.

A Tiefling named Lakrissa gets flirty with you. You think to yourself, she's kinda cute...

Cut to Act 2 and, after you save her, she gets really chatty with Alfira. Like, really chatty. Then, it dawns on you...she's gay too?!

Well, fuck.

The gnome who threatened to blow herself up? Gay. The gnome you save from the windmill? Gay.

Larian seems fixated with gay gnomes.

I only mention these particular ones because, even if you choose never to speak with some of these people, you can still hear them chattering about their faggotry in the background.

Best medicine for all the pozzed nonsense is to play as the Urge. Your endgame is to become the Absolute.
Did you spend your whole playthrough counting every fag? Sounds exhausting.
 
Oh fuck, wait. I'm doing the Gauntlet of Shar right now but I'm not finished with it, can I still go back and save the Tieflings? No idea you were supposed to save that for later.
 
Executing NPCs when you don't need them anymore is a Baldur's Gate tradition.

Back in Baldur's Gate 1, you were legitimately playing wrong if, before you went off to fight Sarevok, you did not go and genocide the brothel.

Sometimes it was the only way to unravel their backstories, like when you looted some journal or something.

Lore!!

You're the one sperging lol.

No u lol.

Oh fuck, wait. I'm doing the Gauntlet of Shar right now but I'm not finished with it, can I still go back and save the Tieflings? No idea you were supposed to save that for later.

So, I can't blame you because the game's quest journal is shit, but your journal will say something along the lines of, "You left the Tieflings to themselves" or something like that.

(i.e., they're all dead)

But it's fine because you can still recruit Minthara.

Pretty sure Halsin is dead too, but that's only a bummer if you're into bear sex.
 
Oh fuck, wait. I'm doing the Gauntlet of Shar right now but I'm not finished with it, can I still go back and save the Tieflings? No idea you were supposed to save that for later.
I think you’re okay so long as you haven’t reached the Nightsong yet.
 
So, I can't blame you because the game's quest journal is shit, but your journal will say something along the lines of, "You left the Tieflings to themselves" or something like that.

(i.e., they're all dead)

But it's fine because you can still recruit Minthara.

Pretty sure Halsin is dead too, but that's only a bummer if you're into bear sex.
I’m talking about Act 2 with the Moonrise prisoners, Minthara is long dead and Halsin is in my party.

I think you’re okay so long as you haven’t reached the Nightsong yet.
Thanks, that makes sense. I’ve only completed the first trial I think.
 
I’m talking about Act 2 with the Moonrise prisoners, Minthara is long dead and Halsin is in my party.

Oh, so not the Grove? Then yes, AFAIK you should be able to rescue them. Granted, if you've killed/saved Nightsong then Ketheric will know and Moonrise will be hostile so you'll have a fight on your hands.

I recommend putting them out on the boat rather than opening the cells. First time I did that, several of them died as they tried to run out. Enemy NPC will try to kill them first.
 
Not if there are no enemy NPCs left. (Which can also make a later fight somewhat easier.)

I went in guns blazing my first time through. Later found out the bug bear vendors sells some nice shit, tho. The Zhent trader too, she sells some Plate Armor for Paladins among other things.
 
Oh, so not the Grove? Then yes, AFAIK you should be able to rescue them. Granted, if you've killed/saved Nightsong then Ketheric will know and Moonrise will be hostile so you'll have a fight on your hands.

I recommend putting them out on the boat rather than opening the cells. First time I did that, several of them died as they tried to run out. Enemy NPC will try to kill them first.
Yeah I checked a little while ago, was able to fast travel back to Moonrise and save them. After a couple tries I ended up just killing the guards beforehand to make their escape easy.

Unrelated but it seems I have a bug where everything thinks Marcus is still alive, his body is lying outside the inn for some reason.
 
Yeah I checked a little while ago, was able to fast travel back to Moonrise and save them. After a couple tries I ended up just killing the guards beforehand to make their escape easy.

Unrelated but it seems I have a bug where everything thinks Marcus is still alive, his body is lying outside the inn for some reason.

Oh, shit, Barcus died? He still has a part to play in Act III.

I haven't had him bug on me when I've saved him. I usually invite him to my camp after Grymforge.

I do know there's continuity errors frought among the gnome dialogues too. I remember having to tell Barcus I was going to save Wulbren about 3 times on 3 separate occasions. Then, when you finally do save Wulbren, Barcus then acts like he doesn't know who did it, even after you tell him.
 
Oh, shit, Barcus died? He still has a part to play in Act III.

I haven't had him bug on me when I've saved him. I usually invite him to my camp after Grymforge.

I do know there's continuity errors frought among the gnome dialogues too. I remember having to tell Barcus I was going to save Wulbren about 3 times on 3 separate occasions. Then, when you finally do save Wulbren, Barcus then acts like he doesn't know who did it, even after you tell him.
No, Marcus, the Flaming Fist who tries to kidnap Isobel.
 
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