🂡 Balatro Thread 🂠

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Fixed it, still stand by what I said though.

"Kosmos is an Omnipotent joker, and the only Omnipotent joker in POLTERWORX. Kosmos is obtained by using the Omega consumable Balatro's Soul and cannot be acquired through any other means.

Kosmos has the ability to directly effect the operator level between your Chips and Mult, increasing it from x to ^, then to ^^ up to {25000}. Selling or using various cards adds to Kosmos' Malice counter, when the requirement is reached, Malice resets to 0, the requirement increases by ^1.13, and your operator level goes up by 1.

Kosmos cannot be debuffed or destroyed in any way, and is permaeternal.
"

In all honesty, this sounds stupid as hell.
Stupidest shit I've ever seen and all jokers from the mods custom rarities just feel so edgy tbh
 
Stupidest shit I've ever seen and all jokers from the mods custom rarities just feel so edgy tbh
I felt more of an impact from the Baron/Mime combo than any Jokers from Polterworx/Jen's Almanac ever did, because getting the Baron/Mime combo takes luck, and it's rewarding when you do and it gives you one of the best multipliers in the game. Polterworx Jokers are not only too easy but they don't feel rewarding. They don't have unique designs outside of the basic Legendary Joker template, they're all overpowered yet at the same time give you no sense of accomplishment.

An instant win button is there, but is it truly better than just experiencing it for yourself?
 
I felt more of an impact from the Baron/Mime combo than any Jokers from Polterworx/Jen's Almanac ever did, because getting the Baron/Mime combo takes luck, and it's rewarding when you do and it gives you one of the best multipliers in the game. Polterworx Jokers are not only too easy but they don't feel rewarding. They don't have unique designs outside of the basic Legendary Joker template, they're all overpowered yet at the same time give you no sense of accomplishment.

An instant win button is there, but is it truly better than just experiencing it for yourself?
They actually have a joker which has a 60% chance of instantly winning you the blind peak laziness honestly
 
when you're waiting to spend your double tags on negative jokers or mega celestial packs and it never comes

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Fixed it, still stand by what I said though.

"Kosmos is an Omnipotent joker, and the only Omnipotent joker in POLTERWORX. Kosmos is obtained by using the Omega consumable Balatro's Soul and cannot be acquired through any other means.

Kosmos has the ability to directly effect the operator level between your Chips and Mult, increasing it from x to ^, then to ^^ up to {25000}. Selling or using various cards adds to Kosmos' Malice counter, when the requirement is reached, Malice resets to 0, the requirement increases by ^1.13, and your operator level goes up by 1.

Kosmos cannot be debuffed or destroyed in any way, and is permaeternal.
"

In all honesty, this sounds stupid as hell.
wtf is this SCP power-scaling bullshit.
 
Popping in to proudly declare that I have finally gotten true 100% completion on this savefile. Hit the Road was the last joker I needed a gold sticker on, and you have no idea how fucking maddening it was to find this piece of shit, let alone win a run with it.

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These people playing the multiplayer kind of piss me off, because they've started being vocal about wanting the base game to have things nerfed, based on their fake meta
If you want shit to be nerfed for a singleplayer game based on a multiplayer mod, then you're a piece of shit.
 
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SUFFER AMBER ACORN YOU FUCKING SLUT I AM THE KING OF THE DECK MY HEART IS IN THE CARDS FUCK YOOOUUUU
Checkered Deck is the easy deck, the breather one.

Wait till you get all the way to Purple Stake, even on that deck. You will feel more felted than DSP and BossmanJack on their worst days put together, and joining me in my chorus of "Death to Jimbo".
 
Checkered Deck is the easy deck, the breather one.

Wait till you get all the way to Purple Stake, even on that deck. You will feel more felted than DSP and BossmanJack on their worst days put together, and joining me in my chorus of "Death to Jimbo".
Most games are just completely unwinnable right
 
Most games are just completely unwinnable right
Yes, but I've spent hours on end over at least the preceding week on Checkered Deck/Purple Stake. It demonstrates how insanity is doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result.

I have come up short on the final boss blind by single digits. It's a miracle my bedroom door is still intact.
 
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