Bad Plastic Surgery - all the pics

[FarmVille]

Left, a bit more cushion for the pushin. Right, seminal microchimerism induced mutations.

Why is anyone surprised a guy posting on kiwifarms doesn't have much experience seeing real women in their underwear?

 

[healing rain]

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“New York”? “New York”? You look like Luther Van Drosse!
Seriously I unironically loved Tiffany in my early twenties. She didn’t give a fuck who was on her side and even though she’s stupid as a lump of saline, she picks up quick and moves on. Now she looks like someone melted the token POC Barbie. It really makes me roll my eyes when people boast the whole “it’s my world you’re just living in it” attitude and then get shot up like Columbine because they’re worried someone will see at the fingernail-sized wrinkle on their forehead that you can only see in direct Miami sunlight.

So sad to see a grown woman still suffer from body image issues like this. Posting photos of yourself with ridiculous filters and thinking you look good is something you expect teenage girls to do, not someone in their mid-40s. All celebs probably have some form of body dysmorphia, but I feel like she's got it really bad.

 

[Barn Cat]

Nah, I'm right.

I think you're retarded or just inexperienced. That is the beauty of opinions.

Why is anyone surprised a guy posting on kiwifarms doesn't have much experience seeing real women in their underwear?

Definitely not surprised. I totally agree with you.

 

[Otterly]

Like I say, peak breeding phenotype. 70k kcal in the saddlebags, broad hips and tiny waist. Very little visceral fat so looks good but is going to survive that bad winter and give you strapping sons.
It all looks natural to me. Kind of sad that women get surgery over such things, there’s nothing there that’s weird or unpleasant or dysfunctional.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Anyways, back to our regularly scheduled horror shows.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

¡Dios mío! I almost spat out my coffee.

 

[AMHOLIO]

It all looks natural to me. Kind of sad that women get surgery over such things, there’s nothing there that’s weird or unpleasant or dysfunctional.

It's gotta be hell trying to find pants though. You'd have to get everything tailored thanks to how fashion works. I'd understand based on that alone.

 

[Barn Cat]

It's gotta be hell trying to find pants though. You'd have to get everything tailored thanks to how fashion works. I'd understand based on that alone.

Spoiler: sizing explanation

Not much anymore. Back in the 80s? 90s? early 2000s, even? Yes. But once items like jeans became available in stretchy material, not so much, but does account for why athleisure wear became more popular for a while. Most women's pants are not standardized. Some companies/brands (Levi) will only have 6-8 inches between waist to hip ratio for sizes. Some will go up to a near 10 inch difference (Lee). This allows for women to find 'their' brand. The biggest problem is weight distribution and how muscle/fat sits on a female's body. Height, torso length, leg/hip separation, glut size, etc. Its all so wildly different on females.

Its amazing how often this can be used when it comes to bad plastic surgery. It must be the fact that at a certain point, it just becomes caricature.