Bad Cosplay - Thots, weebs, and wannabes

[SN 385]

Not sure watermelons get that big, friend

I doubt that neutron stars can get that big or heavy but you try finding something thats big and green to compare to

 

[Kaabi]

Looking at any cosplays on tumblr is a mistake
Speaking of SU aparently Peridot is now the size of a fucking watermelon
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Good god, the one cosplaying as Jasper (Orange) photoshopped a picture of the character's nose/gem. They didn't even try to even make one by themselves, but i'm not surprised.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Why is this not its own thread... its amazing!!!!!!!

You forgot one

Spoiler: Derp tittles

You could tell me that was viral marketing for a horror movie and I'd believe you.

 

[ForgottenAcct]

Looking at any cosplays on tumblr is a mistake
Speaking of SU aparently Peridot is now the size of a fucking watermelon
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I know this is late, but I didn't think to do it until now.

 

[Medicated]

Splatoon fandom is pure cancer, I can confirm this.

And it has a weird intersection with furries since splatoon is basicaly a mix between children (not adults, kids, it must be asserted) and squids.

This thing seems like autism bait

Oh and theres cosplay porn already. Because of course there is.

 

[cactus]

This thing seems like autism bait

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Oh and theres cosplay porn already. Because of course there is.

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Goddammit Japan.

 

[Papa Nier]

Looking at any cosplays on tumblr is a mistake

Spoiler: CAPTAIN MUSLIM CAPTAIN MUSLIM CAPTAIN MUSLIM

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But I think the green one is actually pretty good. She isn't stuffing herself into a size 0 and bought a wig someone bothered to cut and style. The orange one though. Yikes.

 

[Medicated]

The second girl did everything right tho. She cosplayed a character that belonged to an organisation called nudist beach so barely wearing anything is pretty authentic.

Sometimes I feel like some cosplays are really just chosen specifically because they want to get off on an exhibitionist kick.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Sometimes I feel like some cosplays are really just chosen specifically because they want to get off on an exhibitionist kick.

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wow it's almost like some women want a way to be ogled by literal thousands of men but not get things stuck up their asses on video.

I think anyone who wants a career in modeling but isn't quite good enough has a home run second option in pro cosplay.

 

[The Valeyard]

"I am creating art"

 

[Brit Crust]

Okay, why the hell would you do a sexy cosplay of a 2-year-old toddler?

 

[Pumpkin spice]

because ho is life

 

[Male]

 

[MysticMisty]

"I am creating art"

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I will never understand this hypocrisy. Is there legit mental illness involved in showing off your boobs and asscheeks and expecting any other kind of reaction?

 

[omori]

There's so many people in the community that give 110% into what they make and they still don't get half the attention as some chick in a bikini and a wig. It's maddening.

 

[Muscle Bra]

"I am creating art"

"I am not wearing booty shorts and a cut-off tank top so you can ogle me. This is a heartfelt tribute to a video game that I have probably never played."

I will never understand this hypocrisy. Is there legit mental illness involved in showing off your boobs and asscheeks and expecting any other kind of reaction?

Yeah. It's called "attentionum ho-ititis".

But, honestly, a lot of cosplayers do this. They dress up as hyper-sexualized video game characters, modify the costume so it shows off their boobs even more than it does in the game and parade around conventions hoping to get noticed by a game publisher/developer but, y'know, don't you dare treat them as an an object.



I've been thinking about making a thread on a former video game "journalist" who tried to use her position to serve as a platform that allowed her to be the "voice" of cosplayers. She thought of herself as a professional and expected other folks in the industry to treat her as a professional, even when she was running around in a fucking costume with her boobs hanging out.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

She has Laura Crofts signature "pulling my ass cheeks apart" pose down pat. Very artistic.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Guys please this is very HARDON her.

HARD.

 

[SN 385]

I wonder what's worse: people doing sexy cosplays who dont have the body to pull it off, or those who do it well but insist that theyre not doing it for attention and demand to not be sexualised when theyre the ones sexualising themselves.
If you want to show off and be a Dumb Thotticus then fucking do it, just don't act offended when greasy nerds are cumming over you

Spoiler: Anyway heres an even better looking tomb raider

i lied

 

[omori]

What's even more hilarious is some of them like to think themselves as sex workers for some reason? Either you're a dumb nerd playing make believe for a few hours or a garden variety cam hoe. You can't have both.