Bad Book to Film Adaptations - or I expected nothing and I’m still let down

Who cares about the subtext? For the worst stories, which inaccurately portray real ethnic groups and could reasonably cause offence, just make them more accurate or make them a fictional one. Otherwise, stories like Shadow over Innsmouth work fine just as they are. There are tons of readings you can take away from the story, just portray it accurately. For instance, I've always preferred the mental illness interpretation of the story, it was something that was very personal to Lovecraft. So much media rips off Innsmouth and his other stories anyways, might as well have balls and just adapt it.
1. You're a month late on this.
2. Stanley's tackling Dunwich Horror next, which is less "safe" but which I'm looking forward to. I'm just saying that when it comes to Lovecraft, it may not be the best to start off with the stories that involve miscegenation or "the savage orgies of the Negroes brought from distant African shores".
 
The Flashman Papers are some of the best historical fiction novels either lionizing or satirizing the 19th Century British Empire. The movie Royal Flash is an absolutely atrocious adaptation of the second novel in the series of the same name.
I’ve never seen the film, but I’ve heard it’s godawful, which is such a shame, because the books should translate really well into films. George Macdonald Fraser even wrote the screenplay - what the fuck went wrong?

It’s even more of a shame, because a Flashman adaptation that’s actually true to the books would never ever get made these days.
 
You're a month late on this.
Eh, it was the last page. I didn't realize it was that far back.
Stanley's tackling Dunwich Horror next, which is less "safe" but which I'm looking forward to. I'm just saying that when it comes to Lovecraft, it may not be the best to start off with the stories that involve miscegenation or "the savage orgies of the Negroes brought from distant African shores".
Of course, but movies won't have Lovecraft's insanely long description of things. So we're never going to hear "savage orgies of the Negroes brought from distant African shores". With the visual medium, there's a lot more you can do to make things more interesting and open to interpretation. For several of the most offensive moments in his stories, you could replace them with a multi-ethnic cult and nothing would change. And if a good progressive director could adapt his stories with respect while giving a more modern bent, I'd be all for it. Hell, there's several interesting stories that are kind of respectful of foreign cultures (for the time) that they could adapt, like The Nameless City.
 
The Flashman Papers are some of the best historical fiction novels either lionizing or satirizing the 19th Century British Empire. The movie Royal Flash is an absolutely atrocious adaptation of the second novel in the series of the same name.

Also, Vladimir Bortko's adaptation of Master and Margarita, while a TV miniseries, was pretty bad.
The book Royal Flash contains a wonderful account of Flashman effectively raping his "wife" who happens to be a princess because he's standing in for the prince and he appears to be entirely unaware that female consent is a thing. "I picked her up, popped her on then cavorted around the room bouncing her up and down and singing 'This is the way the farmer rides'." It's hilarious and awful all at once. This is technically supposed to be her wedding night.
 
I’ve never seen the film, but I’ve heard it’s godawful, which is such a shame, because the books should translate really well into films. George Macdonald Fraser even wrote the screenplay - what the fuck went wrong?

It’s even more of a shame, because a Flashman adaptation that’s actually true to the books would never ever get made these days.
First, they cast Malcolm McDowell as Flashman. He's a good actor, but way too small to play flashman, and isn't really given any good direction. The actress playing Lola Montez is Spanish, and Rudi von Starnberg is English. They also significantly changed the plot and added a bunch more campy bs scenes, and last of all, which may be just a personal annoyance, they changed a lot of Flashys internal monologues/narration into things he would say to other characters.

let's just hope our entertainment industries eventually uncuck themselves so we can get a faithful adaptation of Frasers books
 
Ever Conan movie
https://youtube.com/watch?v=91EaELLl34YThe movie is interesting cheesy schlock that can be fun however the Conan series has so much potential for action adventure and world building and it’s wasted. By crom we need a good Adaptation
I know Conan the Barbarian isn't particularly faithful to the source material, but it's a pretty good movie in it's own right. It also has the greatest ost ever made.
 
I know Conan the Barbarian isn't particularly faithful to the source material, but it's a pretty good movie in it's own right. It also has the greatest ost ever made.
I concur it’s a Really fun movie and yes the music is epic but think of the wasted potential
Sadly it may never be made Properly mostly because you know something something white people bad
 
I adored the Silverwing book series as a kid. It didn’t get a movie adaptation, but it did get a cartoon.
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Never watched it as it was on past midnight (probably for good reason), but good lord the art style looks trash.

Shade doesn’t look like a runt who’s in over his head, he looks like your standard generic shonen protagonist.
 
I don't think the movie's out yet, but "The Color Out of Space..."

Why did they have to adapt THIS story out of Lovecraft's bibliography?
Why did they have to get Nicholas Cage to star in it?
Why did they have to get Tommy fucking Chong to be the crazy old guy?

I heard the movie itself is okay, but these choices just sound stupid.
I haven't had a chance to see it yet, but I'm going in assuming it's not as good an adaptation as Die Farbe was.
 
Not sure if anyone has mentioned this before but Party Monster was adapted into a movie and was a waste in pretty much every way imaginable
That was the MacCauley Culkin/Seth Green scene kid movie, right? I remember seeing it on cable, but can't even remember if I liked it or not, which is a sign in and of itself, I guess. It was based on a good book, though?
 
That was the MacCauley Culkin/Seth Green scene kid movie, right? I remember seeing it on cable, but can't even remember if I liked it or not, which is a sign in and of itself, I guess. It was based on a good book, though?
Yep! I enjoyed the book a lot <3 The incident itself was super interesting, just watch the documentary and/or read the book :)
 
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