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I dislike human babies. They creep me out.

Plus, with dogs or cats, at least they stay cute throughout. Our babies can turn into...

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/22293_817609348322760_3993165749942691604_n-jpg.26728/

Yeah.
 
Babies are the original lolcows, all they do is shit themselves and play with plastic toys and chimp out.
 
Babies can't even use the toilet. Like, at least I can use the toilet without falling off most of the time (like half the time I don't fall off), and usually all my poopoo gets in the toilet if it's a good day. Why can't babies do that? I'm so much better than babies and I don't even have to try.
 
Babies are to be regarded with the most extreme of suspicion-they don't even come with receipts to return to the hospital if it's not the gift you were wanting. :(

Why can't the fuckasses sit themselves? Clearly defective.
 
I would tell babies to fuck off and eat shit but they already do that on their own. Fuck them.
 
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