Awful food you love - Guilty pleasures galore

Gas station knockoff McRib sandwiches
They never put enough sauce on them. And those frozen burgers you can get are just gross.

Don't be scared of the hotdog roller. A Polish sausage and a condiment bar awaits. The cheeseburger dog at the Pilot truck stops is my awful favorite. It's the frozen cheeseburger I shit-talked earlier in log form but burned on the outside and covered in sauerkraut, mustard, and dill relish.
Kraft Dinner (sharp is best) with sliced hotdogs and ketchup.
It's always fun to find someone else who puts ketchup on mac and cheese. Hello friend.
 
You know those cheap frozen chicken nuggets, the kind you would find in stuff like those Kid Cuisine frozen dinners? I used to love those back when I was a kid, and even now I still enjoy them. I would take them and dip them in the mac and cheese sauce of those dinners.

Also, as a result of being fed Hershey chocolate since I was little, I have a taste for it. It wasn't until I was an adult that I learned that the rest of the world considers Hershey to be vomit-tier as far as chocolate goes.

Also a fan of the cheap nacho cheese, like the kind those nacho machines you see at most gas stations have. I don't know what it is about the stuff, but I prefer it over better brands nacho cheese.
 
Dr. Pepper is just so good. I know it’s not good health wise, but I wouldn’t give it up for another twenty years of life.

Ruffles Potato chips-salty, tasty, and just awesome to eat when relaxing at home.

Ultra sweet tea-I’m a southern boy, and I love my tea. I like my tea so sweet it’s more syrup than tea.
 
The best thing school ever served, it was a glorious day for everyone when they slapped it on your plate. I blocked out the cucumber and tomato slices, we never got that. Plus the rice was way shittier, it's supposed to be super dry long grain rice. The cheapest kind available.
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It's falukorv(cheap sausage, mostly water and fat), cream and ketchup served with cheap rice. I still make that shitty korvstroganoff from time to time.
 
Hershey's chocolate. I know the presence of butyric acid makes it trash chocolate (and I do make and enjoy stuff with real 87% dark chocolate, typically stuff from France or Switzerland), I do still like the tastes of ye olde Pennsylvania Diarrhea.
 
my school lunches gave me a taste for breaded steak nuggets, instant mashed potatoes, and cheap ass bean burritos you chuck in the microwave. i don't even know if you can buy steak nuggets at a store.
 
These are really shitty frozen burritos you can find at the Dollar Tree, but god damn if you have the munchies they taste pretty good for what you’re getting



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If I wasn't so certain that I'm not you, I'd be wondering if you were me. Those foods... well, edible substances... well, substances, anyway... are all big favourites in the Halfwit household. Especially the choice of bread for the butties - sourdough can fuck off anyway because it's overrated, but a nice thick squishy slice of mass-produced bread (I favour Hovis) is the perfect container for those crunchy potato goodies. Bonus if you pop a fried egg in there too.

Remember Transform-A-Snack, those corn snacks that you could build into little car shapes? Back before the work-from-home days my husband discovered that the cheapy shop near his work sold them, and he was so agog at finding these long-lost childhood snacks that he sent me a photo with the caption LOOK WHAT I HAVE. By the way, they're still delicious!

Yes I can still buy transformers because of the pound shop!

I've never tried a fried egg in the carb bombs - thanks! That sounds most excellent.

I've only had sourdough once live up to expectations. Why be disappointed for a London property priced piece of bread when a soft 10p white floured bap will never let you down or cut the roof of your mouth.

Had a Greggs chicken bake the other day. Cheat day. Worth it. Even the mouth burn as per usual. That liquid hot magma is so tasty.
 
Chunky clam chowder, it tastes pretty good even after the 30 minutes of pain and eventual vomiting.
 
You get this at food pantries, it looks like dog food but if you use it properly it’s pretty goodVer archivo adjunto 2524471
I got the beef one. Any idea how to cook it if need be?

In terms of trash food, Stouffers mac n cheese. It's not the best but my god throw it in the oven with some Perdue chicken tenders and hot sauce hoh boy a good meal if I say so myself.
 
OP mentions Totinos pizzas, which gave me a trip back to the past when I was a super poorfag and would eat those and wash them down with a couple of 40s that even a street bum would hesitate to touch (Mickey’s or Steel Reserve if I remember right). Good times, yet such awful times too.

Chinese buffets. I feel disgusting after eating at one but that doesn't cross my mind while eating.
My man. I usually have no problems controlling my trash food intake, but goddamn I become an absolute pig at Chinese buffets. I don’t know what they do to that food but it’s easy to clear three full plates and still consider another.
 
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