Awful food you love - Guilty pleasures galore

[Xerxes IX]

I'm not convinced that the sauce in spicy instant ramen won't give me CancerAids but that isn't stopping me from eating it.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I got the beef one. Any idea how to cook it if need be?

In terms of trash food, Stouffers mac n cheese. It's not the best but my god throw it in the oven with some Perdue chicken tenders and hot sauce hoh boy a good meal if I say so myself.

I grill it on cast iron with peppers, onions and various spices

 

[Zebedee]

Black Pudding, basically a blood sausage.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

my school lunches gave me a taste for breaded steak nuggets, instant mashed potatoes, and cheap ass bean burritos you chuck in the microwave. i don't even know if you can buy steak nuggets at a store.

Steak nuggets really just sound like small Chicken Fried Steak. Just find a cheap cut of beef, cut it, bread it, and fry it.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

OP mentions Totinos pizzas, which gave me a trip back to the past when I was a super poorfag and would eat those and wash them down with a couple of 40s that even a street bum would hesitate to touch (Mickey’s or Steel Reserve if I remember right). Good times, yet such awful times too.


My man. I usually have no problems controlling my trash food intake, but goddamn I become an absolute pig at Chinese buffets. I don’t know what they do to that food but it’s easy to clear three full plates and still consider another.

I will literally prostitute myself for their fried calamari and chicken broccoli.

Despite my love of authentic Chinese cuisine American Chinese food is a massive guilty pleasure of mine

 

[Emo Supremo]

Steak nuggets really just sound like small Chicken Fried Steak. Just find a cheap cut of beef, cut it, bread it, and fry it.

you are a fucking genius.

 

[LigmaTwatz]

Y’all gonna get me for this; but I really enjoy takis, wrapped in Kale, with vegan cheese, wrapped in a tortilla

 

[WinnieTheJew]

Today was my cheat day so I made myself two whole boxes of macaroni and cheese. The kind that costs 85 cents and comes with a disgusting orange powder packet that's mostly salt and tastes vaguely like that dreadful cheez whiz shit. I added some parmesan cheese, butter and pepper and devoured the whole bowl in less than 10 minutes.

I swear I can actually cook but sometimes I'm just compelled to eat like an unsupervised child.

 

[Bees]

You get this at food pantries, it looks like dog food but if you use it properly it’s pretty goodVer archivo adjunto 2524471

I saw this at the 99 cent store, what do you do with it?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I saw this at the 99 cent store, what do you do with it?

I fry it up with spices or steam it with green and banana peppers

 

[Damien Thorne]

Lays Salt and Vinegar potato chips are my favorite terrible food.

 

[EnemyStand]

Today was my cheat day so I made myself two whole boxes of macaroni and cheese. The kind that costs 85 cents and comes with a disgusting orange powder packet that's mostly salt and tastes vaguely like that dreadful cheez whiz shit. I added some parmesan cheese, butter and pepper and devoured the whole bowl in less than 10 minutes.

I swear I can actually cook but sometimes I'm just compelled to eat like an unsupervised child.

I mean, let's be fair we all have days like that.

For me it's Jose Ole frozen taquitos. I know they're not that good and absolutely terrible for you, but for some reason my brain gets its wires crossed and connects the flavor right to the pleasure center. I can easily down a whole box in one sitting if I'm not careful.

 

[WinnieTheJew]

I saw this at the 99 cent store, what do you do with it?

Soak it in water to get some of the salt out, then bake it into little pot pies with gravy and veggies. You can also use it as the meat for a white bean chili or pulled pork sandwiches.

 

[Ponzo]

Krautfleckerl - an austrian dish made of pasta and sweet sauerkraut/cabbage

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[Preferred Penne]

Once in a great while I'll get a craving for Chef Boyardee beef ravioli, eaten straight from the can. The sauce tastes weird as hell, but there's something satisfying about it.

Also, I think kombucha is pretty vile but I drink it occasionally because it's supposed to be good for digestive health. You could say the flavor I "hate the least" is strawberry lemonade.

 

[Equivocal_Iki]

Velveeta anything.

Also cup ramen (specifically styrofoam cup, not the blocks). It just tastes so much cheaper and I love it.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Sandwich of Маэстро Класс brand (that is, ironically, very hard to find cause they cost too much for the stores, and, apparently, do not do bulk prices, either), it is like 90% a baguette that costs as much as three loaves of normal bread, a slice of meat (my choice is any of their pork or beef one), some crappy pickle and sad chunk of salad. But god, they do SOMETHING to their mayonnaise sauce that makes it like liquid crack. Apparently, it involves some kind of pricey spice, because they make small size with plain ketchup mayo mix now instead.

I also eat a lot of Mcdonalds and KFC, but I have to, because it is nearly only fucking food that never fires up my gut problems (whichever it could be, Covid made sure that doctor probably makes me do tests anew). I actually got tired of it.

 

[EnemyStand]

Other than Taco Bell (only once the sun goes down for some reason), Little Debbie Nutty Bars. I hate these things are so freaking good but have like, 450 calories a pack. It doesn't help I could devour a whole box in one sitting easily.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Flaming hot Cheetos, they barley have any heat to them and turn your insides red but every now and then I just can't help myself and get a bag.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

When I'm feeling especially nasty I like to go to 7-11, absolutely drench their nachos in crummy bag cheese from that dispenser, throw on a bunch of those questionable jalapenos, then wait for the chips to become a barely hand edible slab and go to town.