I read the article and it’s about how some people can’t hold their pee long enough. Remember when people had to tough it out instead of expecting the world to completely change at their will? This is why humans are devolving!
Yeah, Basic Becky Gerber was whining about it, as documented in her thread. All 'some of us
have to drink water all the time, how dare you make such a long movie that I have to see without making sure it's all about my comfort and my needs!'
To which the correct response is, bitch, if you can't hold it for three hours, a length that numerous other films have been including previous 'Highest Grossing of All Time' movies like Titanic and Gone With the Wind, then you either go to the bathroom in the middle (and ideally get an aisle seat so you don't inconvenience anyone by doing so, but that level of forethought isn't expected of them, only of the rest of the universe) or you watch it at home when you can pause it.
The amount of 'this popular film is so problematic' articles around Endgame is nothing new, but it's interesting how badly they have to reach to complain. 'You have gay representation, but not soon enough or big enough for us,' 'You're too long for 'disabled' people, by which we mean people who are in no way actually disabled,' 'Your portrayal of Thor is body-shaming, PTSD-shaming, and offensive to transmen for ... some reason we can't actually explain but just trust us'.
I mean, I'm not likely to listen to the usual whining from people offended by their own shadow, but the bullshittery of the complaints, and some of the ones that are plot-specific but require ignoring all context, when calling the film problematic seem even more of a stretch than usual. I'd say clickbait, the problem being there's always people who actually believe that shit.
