Avengers: Endgame - This is the end, beautiful friend

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I'll wait for it to come out and have someone spoil me on who does the deed. I'm not so invested in the MCU that I'm going to have a stroke if I don't see this, so if it turns out the ending is shitty I won't be too fussed about it.
 
I hope there would be some tell-all oral history book or long-form article that comes out about Endgame’s production. It would be amusing to see how Brie handled herself with her co-workers, assuming she did a number on the great chemistry everyone else had. Or she might actually have kept her head down. Either way, it would be an interesting read.
 
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I'm surprised at how much people are hissing at each other over this meme.
Some people seem to be shocked at the idea that people watching in a movie theater want the audience to shut up during a movie. Other want to be snarky assholes over it, with logic like "yes, don't let your children remind the adults who this movie is meant for" - and I totally get it, but jesus, some people are bizarrely defensive over the idea of being quiet during a movie.
Loud, obnoxious people in general tend to take great offense at the suggestion they are doing anything wrong.
 
Even though I hear her comic counterpart is trash, I think Kamala would’ve been a better fit for the MCU than Carol. Just change her inspiration from Carol to Wanda. I mainly feel this way because Kamala would’ve been way easier to relate with than MCU Carol. Even if Kamala was still “Thanos killer”-tier like Carol, Kamala still would’ve had the limitation of being a fuckin teenager, like Peter (maybe a few 2 or so years older) and still not having he firmest grasp on the her powers or her own self-confidence. That would’ve actually made the prospect of her being the “Thanos-killer” all the more daunting because she’d have to basically be taught how to become a “universe saver” like many of the series veterans
 
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I'm surprised at how much people are hissing at each other over this meme.
Some people seem to be shocked at the idea that people watching in a movie theater want the audience to shut up during a movie. Other want to be snarky assholes over it, with logic like "yes, don't let your children remind the adults who this movie is meant for" - and I totally get it, but jesus, some people are bizarrely defensive over the idea of being quiet during a movie.

I half-agree with this meme? A lot of kids can't stay still for that long (they're kids, it's not their fault). I remember 100 years ago when I went to see Revenge of the Sith at a midnight screening, and these parents brought their BABY to the loud, long movie. At one point, I literally saw the mom putting her hand over her crying baby's mouth, and even though I was just a teenager at the time, I wanted to pop that mom right in her fat face for doing that to her child. Apparently these parents couldn't get a sitter, and they were like, "buuutttt, STAR WARS. We need to put that movie before our parental responsibilities!" Fuck those people, tbh.

I've been to movies where kids in the audience have been talkative. They haven't bothered me NEARLY as much as the adult assholes who talk in the movie theater and use their cellphones, though.

Honestly, on opening night for Endgame, I'm more worried about the adults in the audience being obnoxious. I was lucky for Infinity War; the audience was overall very well-behaved. They cheered at only the appropriate moments (and not at every fucking thing in the movie).
 
I think I'm going on Sunday with my roommate, but will have to ask him about the time. It's weird. My anticipation for this film is subdued and I cannot really generate the same excitement everyone else seems to have. It's more like, "Thank GOD it's over," and I can move on to the next thing.

Personally, I prefer "heroes lose" stories because they're not constrained by the need to have the heroes overcome the villains by the end. The Empire Strikes Back. The Best of Both Worlds Part I. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Revenge of the Sith. These are all amazingly fun stories packed with creative threats, constant surprises and real stakes. And they were all concluded by comparatively lackluster follow-ups.

Infinity War/Endgame is no different. Everything I wanted from a superhero film was in Infinity War. There is nothing left for Endgame to give me. I know Endgame is necessary to conclude the story and I will definitely be going out to see it, but there's no way in which it could conceivably live up to its predecessor. I am anticipating Endgame with dread. Its an obligation I don't want to fulfill because I know, deep down, that it'll disappoint me. After Infinity War, how could it not?
 
I half-agree with this meme? A lot of kids can't stay still for that long (they're kids, it's not their fault). I remember 100 years ago when I went to see Revenge of the Sith at a midnight screening, and these parents brought their BABY to the loud, long movie. At one point, I literally saw the mom putting her hand over her crying baby's mouth, and even though I was just a teenager at the time, I wanted to pop that mom right in her fat face for doing that to her child. Apparently these parents couldn't get a sitter, and they were like, "buuutttt, STAR WARS. We need to put that movie before our parental responsibilities!" Fuck those people, tbh.

I've been to movies where kids in the audience have been talkative. They haven't bothered me NEARLY as much as the adult assholes who talk in the movie theater and use their cellphones, though.

Honestly, on opening night for Endgame, I'm more worried about the adults in the audience being obnoxious. I was lucky for Infinity War; the audience was overall very well-behaved. They cheered at only the appropriate moments (and not at every fucking thing in the movie).
I've taken my crotch goblins to a couple movies where they were probably the youngest ones there. Avengers when the oldest was 7, and more recently when the youngest was 7. Both were very quiet throughout, only getting the occasional question whispered at me about something. The loudest either one have been was at the end of Broly when the credits ended and music stopped, he says aloud "Best movie ever!" I wouldn't take them if I didn't think they could handle the long run times OR unless they really really wanted to see it, because I remind them that if they are loud and fidgety, we leave.

Taking a damn baby to a movie is just lunacy.
 
Anyone who managed to read it, tell me what happens? Because if this ends up like Last Jedi, oh boy, that'd be amazing. Anything to further tarnish the reputation of the Rat I guess.
 
Anyone who managed to read it, tell me what happens? Because if this ends up like Last Jedi, oh boy, that'd be amazing. Anything to further tarnish the reputation of the Rat I guess.

Cap is sent back in time after playing suck face with his niece and gives Falcon his shield. Thor dies, gets replaced by Valkyrie. Tony Stark retires and takes Spider Man and a young black girl named RiRi Williams under his wing. Hulk starts to teach at Berkeley and meets Amadeus Cho. Hawkeye dies and his daughter takes up his mantle. No one gives a fuck about Ant-Man. Black Panther becomes president of the United States with Black Widow as Secretary of State. Rocket marries Groot. Captain Marvel's face replaces Teddie Roosevelt's face on Mount Rushmore. Post credit cutscene shows Hugh Jackman talking to Drax at a bar. And the whole bus stood up and clapped.

(no I didn't see the spoilers, but I'm guessing I'm at least halfway right).
 
I half-agree with this meme? A lot of kids can't stay still for that long (they're kids, it's not their fault). I remember 100 years ago when I went to see Revenge of the Sith at a midnight screening, and these parents brought their BABY to the loud, long movie. At one point, I literally saw the mom putting her hand over her crying baby's mouth, and even though I was just a teenager at the time, I wanted to pop that mom right in her fat face for doing that to her child. Apparently these parents couldn't get a sitter, and they were like, "buuutttt, STAR WARS. We need to put that movie before our parental responsibilities!" Fuck those people, tbh.

I've experienced this also. Many times. This MadTV skit is the only time I've ever seen people like this get chastised.
 
So, any more leaks? Critics seem to be rating it around 97%

EDIT: So, found some verified leaks:

-Tony dies
-Cap travels through time and goes on to be Peggy's husband in the past. Apparently some weird time shenanigans makes it that he's Peggy's husband while also being present Steve.

-Thor turns into a hobo and Valkyrie is crowned queen of the Asgardians.

-Nat is fridged.

-A lot of weird time travel /alternative universe things that will make people really confused.

-Most of the side/snapped characters barely get much screentime. Some don't even get lines.

If this is true and things go sour this might reach levels of meltdown akin to Last Jedi. This seems like it'll piss off so many people if things go wrong: MCU fanboys, SJWs, Loki fangirls...Damn.
 
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