MITIGATING FACTORS:
Roger Rabbit: Let's be fair here: You people are voting for who's getting second place. Roger Rabbit is so autistic that he sets a standard against which all other Autism Kiwis must be measured. This guy is practically Homer level, and that's a hell of an accomplishment.
Meowthkip: Single-handedly considered the most dangerous thing by not only Vade's associates, but all of their associates, resulting in marathon Catbountry hate sprees on Tumblr. Much of this hate centers on evidence-free accusations and general attempts to declare Meowthkip a poopyhead, which generally indicates that she's doing something right.
KatsuKitty: Dangerously fabulous. Reliably responsible for hilarious and insightful content when he thinks nobody's looking.
NostalgiaJazzAdmirer: Perfect example of why the Entersphere lolcow subforum was ultimately nonviable. Highly likely to be jerking it to winning this award right now.
Kirby: Kirby was a stealth autist. He started pretty mundane, but immediately took a hard turn and was quickly off to the races. He's a painful reminder of the truism that Autism can lurk anywhere, strike at any time, and leave just as mysteriously.
Cucky: Dangerously close to Kiwi Farms "FUCKY YOU" meme in spelling. Implosion over KingofManga giving him Autism ratings was fucking hilarious and I will shiv anyone who disagrees.
*Asterisk*: Asterisk pushed hard to get this reward, but he's somehow managed to survive encounters with multiple attempts by Ass Manager 3000 to bring him to justice with honeypot threads centering around foreskins. This indicates a level of self-awareness and potential for improvement not seen in other autists.
Melchett: Once shared some of her drug stash with a certain user here who shall remain nameless. There are purportedly several perscriptions in it, birth-control pills, and a lot of cocaine.
Null: Null correctly called Vade driving her boyfriend to suicide literally days into her thread, as if he had firsthand knowledge of it. Single-handedly led the Skeleton Army to wage war on Vade and friends, resulting in comic gold; "Why is this tagged McDonalds" will always be funny and I salute his involvement.
Dynastia: Single-handedly almost lured the Golden Knight into a deviant lifestyle before Dynastia was revealed to be male. Reliably one of the most prolific and funny posters here when he's not outright shitposting or trying to set up clever traps to fuck with other members of this list.
