🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[RodgerDodger]

I wonder what he's doing today, bros... I imagine him endlessly playing solitaire or other card games by himself and gambling with fake money he's drawn on pieces of paper, but honestly I don't know if he's smart enough to learn how to play solitaire.

Solitaire is way to complex for him to Gamba. He's flipping a coin. One side is scratched up and badly defaced.

 

[Zorak Prison Pod]

Solitaire is way to complex for him to Gamba. He's flipping a coin. One side is scratched up and badly defaced.

Rigged. Chinese-made, 0.28" caliber. If you're going to screech your lungs out at 4 in the morning, I suggest you use American drywall.

 

[Zorak Prison Pod]

Anakin Peterson Sr.: "I'm concerned with prison rape."
Padme Peterson: "Because Austin is in jail?"
Anakin: "..."
Padme: "Because our son is in jail, right??"

 

[DaLieDetector]

I was thinking about going back to some of BM’s best crashouts where he smashes shit in his room and sampling it. I’ll make a whole track on Ableton using all that sweet natural percussion. There’s so many different kinds of sounds he’s made too I won’t be able to use them all. I’ll also slip in some of his most violent screams and a few ‘rigged too. It has to be a genre over 128bpms though to match his cracked out brain waves.

 

[inconel]

I was thinking about going back to some of BM’s best crashouts where he smashes shit in his room and sampling it. I’ll make a whole track on Ableton using all that sweet natural percussion. There’s so many different kinds of sounds he’s made too I won’t be able to use them all. I’ll also slip in some of his most violent screams and a few ‘rigged too. It has to be a genre over 128bpms though to match his cracked out brain waves.

Add in some of his savagely disgusting mouth sounds while hes eating if you want the real kino. Hopefully someone in jail teaches him to eat with his mouth closed.

 

[oldTireWater]

I was thinking about going back to some of BM’s best crashouts where he smashes shit in his room and sampling it. I’ll make a whole track on Ableton using all that sweet natural percussion. There’s so many different kinds of sounds he’s made too I won’t be able to use them all. I’ll also slip in some of his most violent screams and a few ‘rigged too. It has to be a genre over 128bpms though to match his cracked out brain waves.

I've run some of his crashouts through the Life plugin to generate backing rhythms. I suck at sampling.