Asta Violet Bellamy - Wants to be an edgy, emo, tranny, anarchist

[Psycho]

https://www.facebook.com/asta.wallace.1

So, I found this one this morning and I've looked into her. I think she certainly has lolcow potential, but I don't have the time to do the necessary research. It's not just that I'm short on time; it's that this lolcow posts about a dozen facebook posts per day. I'll post some of the cringier posts over the past week or so and hope someone else goes into more detail.

Anyway, enjoy:

Ok, we get it. You're whiney and emo.

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Ah, now I get it. You're a whiney, emo, attention seeker!

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More emo! Seriously, you're cutting yourself right now, aren't you?

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Ok, The post on bottom proves the post on top: you don't understand anything. Also, adding "man" to a word to make it bad makes me think this is a social justice lolcow.

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Yep. Social justice.

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I'll bet you say this every year...... and do nothing about it, either.

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Ah, It sounds just like Hoovey. All the tranny anger and angst. Bonus points for using an old meme.

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Even more emo attention seeking. Also, this should be an easy question to answer, shouldn't it?

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Yay for justifications for being a lazy piece of shit!

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So, you support shop lifting? That actually fits, since you seem to be a lazy piece of shit but you still need stuff.

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Wait..... wut? Ecology is bad? How's that work?

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I suppose it makes this one better than Hooves or OPL, since she doesn't shit herself, but, damn, do you have to describe your trip to the bathroom in such graphic detail?

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[Yellow Yam Scam]

try harder

 

[Ruin]

Generic emo. I'm really not seeing anything particularly interesting.

 

[cumrobbery]

Sounds goffik

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Just another gross tranny

 

[Twrx]

Well, at least this trannie wipes his ass, so he's got that going for him.

 

[Asandy31]

Oh God, not another pretendbians escapist wannabe who has more potential to make more suicide threats than Phil

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

You won't end capitalism by being a whiny bitch.

 

[Fervent Champion]

There might be some milk here, but this cow lack the true stupidity of Hooves or Kylie. Still might be worth a watch as election season comes round, we may even get a suicide threat.

Here's a nice pretentious bio:

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Edit for typo.

 

[Psycho]

Interesting. In spite of the fact that she has Phil as a facebook friend, Phil is despised by this one. Of course, that's actually kinda expected, but could result in a mild little chimp-out by Phil if he took a look in her photo album:

Also, this person is friends with Jordman as well. So maybe not a huge lolcow herself, but certainly seems to be lolcow adjacent.

 

[Coldgrip]

Interesting. In spite of the fact that she has Phil as a facebook friend, Phil is despised by this one. Of course, that's actually kinda expected, but could result in a mild little chimp-out by Phil if he took a look in her photo album:

Also, this person is friends with Jordman as well. So maybe not a huge lolcow herself, but certainly seems to be lolcow adjacent.

I'm curious about what "big problem" Jamie Von Sinn had with Phil. Was it a legitimate one like he's being a creeper or was it just bitching between two facebook commies?

 

[Psycho]

I'm curious about what "big problem" Jamie Von Sinn had with Phil. Was it a legitimate one like he's being a creeper or was it just bitching between two facebook commies?

Seems she didn't like Phil beating up his wheelchair bound mother.

 

[Hanamura]

https://www.instagram.com/astagirl1st/
Seems to be her instagram.
https://www.instagram.com/asta_violet_bellamy/
And another?
And a gofundme.

 

[Coldgrip]

Seems she didn't like Phil beating up his wheelchair bound mother.

At least she has some sense of decency.

Edit: Are we sure Asta is a 'she'? Seems a lot of Phil's facebook buddies are just ugly guys in drag.

 

[Psycho]

At least she has some sense of decency.

Edit: Are we sure Asta is a 'she'? Seems a lot of Phil's facebook buddies are just ugly guys in drag.

She's trans, yeah, but she at least seems to put some effort into looking feminine.

 

[holy buttocks]

Interesting. In spite of the fact that she has Phil as a facebook friend, Phil is despised by this one. Of course, that's actually kinda expected, but could result in a mild little chimp-out by Phil if he took a look in her photo album:

Also, this person is friends with Jordman as well. So maybe not a huge lolcow herself, but certainly seems to be lolcow adjacent.

Ashley Trash is nigh universally hated in SJW facebook circles.

 

[Psycho]

Ashley Trash is nigh universally hated in SJW facebook circles.

Oh? Why is this?

 

[holy buttocks]

Oh? Why is this?

if I'm correct she might have said something that crossed an SJW boundary. All I know is that I used to have tons of mutuals with her and now I have none, which makes me think someone called her out and everyone unfriended her en masse.

EDIT: Honestly Ashley Trash might be a better lolcow than this one.

 

[Axiom]

Wasn't Asta the name of the dog in 'The Thin Man' series of movies?

Just saying.

 

[The Joker]

She's trans, yeah, but she at least seems to put some effort into looking feminine.

She passes well, compared to Phil, too bad her personality is shit