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This is some serious fucking cope if that's the strategy on Ubisoft's part.
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Well, I guess at least one good thing can be said about Musk in that, at least in this instance, he is right about this DEI wokeslop.
I think regardless of political affiliation, we can all agree on this.
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If you're getting rolled on social media by a corporate account, it's over.
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Whatever do they mean, EM-8ER is out too.
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Considering Corporate account actually means Terminally online tranny with obscene brand loyalty who is also prone to sperging out , I'm not so sure it's the biggest hit to someone's pride. They do what they do.
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What lol, that's even worse. If you are getting dunked on by a terminally online tranny it's double over.
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Musk is petty and gay enough to flat out buy Ubisoft over something like this, and by god I hope he does.
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isn't this like, verbatim the plot to one of the X-Files' main arcs
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You know I never got around to watching that show. I always knew of it but it was just never on. Was it any good?
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It's funny to me that they use all sort of metrics, except the most important one, units sold.
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Who am I supposed to support when the world would be a better place if everyone involved was dead?
(Due to natural causes of course)
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I think if there ever was a question that the staff at Ubisoft is part of the problem why they make shitty history revisionism games, the official Twitter account sperging out like a little woke snowflake should put that discussion to rest.
Gas chamber of all involved in that Twitter thread would be ideal.
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Current Ubisoft would reveal that Tesla was actually a black woman who used Nikola as a proxy - played by Deborah Wilson.
And They'd make Edison even more villainized.
Pressing like on an ubisoft post is more effective and cheaper for them. They're too busy rubbing their assholes on tesla car doors to buy a shitty overpriced game.
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Considering how much debt the company is in, around 2 billion. They've been at a loss for around a decade, and they haven't been able to get out of the hole yet.
Shadows was supposed to be their giant hail-mary last attempt at a gangbuster success. At the rate they were going before they would've hit bankruptcy in about 2 years, but if Shadows eats shit then it could be by the end of this year.
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Literally DeadlySteph 2.0. That turned out pretty well for Volition didn't it?
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I don't think people really get HOW fucked Ubisoft is. Like, people have a general idea of their stock going down the shitter and their games being bad, but I want to make it absolutely clear that Ubisoft is genuinely a doomed company from a purely financial standpoint. They haven't made a net profit in years, are in more debt than what their company is worth, and have been in talks with Microsoft and Tencent about selling off their most famous IPs like Assasssin's Creed for over a year, and that's if they aren't bought outright by a big enough corpo which is also a real possibility.
Even if Shadows magically becomes a billion dollar smash success (it won't) they cannot save themselves from not existing within the next 5 years. Even the most generous estimates think they'll become insolvent by 2027 at the latest. It's a sinking ship and the people gloating about muh 2 gazillion players and the Shadows xitter account calling Grummz gay are so culture-war-brained that they genuinely think this isn't just the thrashing of a dying animal.
There is no victory for Ubisoft here. They cannot save themselves. They're just trying to make a quick buck on the way out the door.
Even if Shadows magically becomes a billion dollar smash success (it won't) they cannot save themselves from not existing within the next 5 years. Even the most generous estimates think they'll become insolvent by 2027 at the latest. It's a sinking ship and the people gloating about muh 2 gazillion players and the Shadows xitter account calling Grummz gay are so culture-war-brained that they genuinely think this isn't just the thrashing of a dying animal.
There is no victory for Ubisoft here. They cannot save themselves. They're just trying to make a quick buck on the way out the door.
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2020s gaming journalism is just journalists lying to you through their chattering teeth, claiming that the water is perfectly fine for a week, and then gradually, in minute increments, acknowledging the highly visible turd floating in the pool.