Assassin's Creed thread

[Frosted Snowflakes]

This also pissed off Alyssa Mercante, making an anti-gamer Kotaku clickbait article (Archive) about it while being racist to the Japanese gamers offended over Assassin's Creed Shadows.



The "death threat" that she suddenly received.


And here's a bonus of Alyssa's favorite male ally cuckold Jake Steinberg calling gamers "GamerGate manbabies" over the Ubisoft apology.


EDIT: And another of Alyssa's favorite male ally cuckold, GreenEggzAndCam. Such a soyboy beta cuck he literally is.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Retarded Responses from Ubisoft:

https://x.com/assassinscreed/status/1815674592444187116
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Basically "We're sorry you feel that way and we're sorry that you're angry. We don't plan on doing anything about it, but please know that we care. Also, stop sniffing around our primary historical sources, Wikipedia Sockpuppet and Boy-on-Boy is Hot Lady."

 

[The Last Stand]

This also pissed off Alyssa Mercante, making an anti-gamer Kotaku clickbait article about it while being racist to the Japanese gamers offended over Assassin's Creed Shadows.
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The "death threat" that she suddenly received.
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And here's a bonus of Alyssa's favorite male ally cuckold Jake Steinberg calling gamers "GamerGate manbabies" over the Ubisoft apology.
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Does she know about Ubisoft's several workplace allegations?

 

[Sniperwoof]

I find feminists and other progressive types feverishly defending Ubisoft very funny.

Weren't they one of the tech companies that were infamous for having a very rape and sexual harassment filled workplace?

 

[Edgy But Dull]

I find feminists and other progressive types feverishly defending Ubisoft very funny.

Weren't they one of the tech companies that were infamous for having a very rape and sexual harassment filled workplace?

Yes but then they promoted a big black gay samurai killing native Japanese to hip-hop music while the commonfolk bowed every time he passed, so it's all good in their eyes.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I hope someone nukes france

 

[Love Is Blue]

This also pissed off Alyssa Mercante, making an anti-gamer Kotaku clickbait article about it while being racist to the Japanese gamers offended over Assassin's Creed Shadows.
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The "death threat" that she suddenly received.
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And here's a bonus of Alyssa's favorite male ally cuckold Jake Steinberg calling gamers "GamerGate manbabies" over the Ubisoft apology.
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double posting but
>Jake Stein(((berg)))
>Alyssa Mercante
>Mercante is merchant in spanish/italian

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Weren't they one of the tech companies that were infamous for having a very rape and sexual harassment filled workplace?

They're French. It's their culture.

 

[ZMOT]

They're French. It's their culture.

you joke but the first time working with french people I really had to get used to the double-cheek kissing ritual each morning...

 

[Incecticyder]

Ubisoft will not be able to fool the Japanese Goverment with this (or anyone for that matter). They have been selling AC as somewhat historically accurate since the beginning and had a historical sightseeing mode since Origins. They brought historical fanfic writers and tried to pass them off as actual historians. There is no scenario in which Ubisoft can escape the backlash this time.

 

[ZMOT]

I hope someone nukes france

more like canada, they pay for that shit actually. otherwise we wouldn't have to deal with all of this and ubisoft would be forced to make actually good games or spread their ass to microsoft go under.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

The excuse for Assassin's Creed being "historical fiction" doesn't work anymore when Ubisoft has publicly made its creative directive to force diversity down people's throats. The intent of this is pure whitewashing of history.

Historical fiction is usually adding some shit on top of the history to add conflict. Not to just switch around races for political points.

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Does she know about Ubisoft's several workplace allegations?

all major Game companies are like this, they dont practice what they preach, they want laws for poors but not them

Ubisoft will not be able to fool the Japanese Goverment with this (or anyone for that matter). They have been selling AC as somewhat historically accurate since the beginning and had a historical sightseeing mode since Origins. They brought historical fanfic writers and tried to pass them off as actual historians. There is no scenario in which Ubisoft can escape the backlash this time.

Ubisoft in general hasnt made a decent game since AC Odyssey (but still far from the best AC Game), companies like Ubisoft don't want to deal with criticism and accuse their own customer bases of harassment at the slightest bit of it, Rich People have to be some of the most fragile motherfuckers on the planet

 

[UCT]

I hope someone nukes france

While I agree we should but this game is actually being made by the Montreal team. So we will just have to nuke France and Canada! Win win to me!

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Here's the video in question (it has 2 million views already):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gLxQJPq8OJI

These Japanese diss tracks of the game are pretty great

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I'd still buy and 100% valhalla if it was on steam with achievements, but they made a point out of leaving the achievements off steam

 

[Sniperwoof]

I'd still buy and 100% valhalla if it was on steam with achievements, but they made a point out of leaving the achievements off steam

If you really really have to buy an Assassin's Creed game buy Odyssey instead. Even though I hate Ubisoft I'll be honest and admit it's a pretty enjoyable game, it's also the last Assassin's Creed game with a female MC that doesn't look like a foot.

Valhalla is very very bland and very boring game with awful characters and dialogue.

With Vortex and the collections feature on Nexus a $5 copy of Skyrim will give you a much much better and more enjoyable Viking power fantasy.

 

[Snekposter]

With Vortex and the collections feature on Nexus a $5 copy of Skyrim will give you a much much better and more enjoyable Viking power fantasy.

Its also got a Jeremy Soule soundtrack, which is something Ubisoft doesn't have since he costs money.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

If you really really have to buy an Assassin's Creed game buy Odyssey instead. Even though I hate Ubisoft I'll be honest and admit it's a pretty enjoyable game, it's also the last Assassin's Creed game with a female MC that doesn't look like a foot.

Valhalla is very very bland and very boring game with awful characters and dialogue.

With Vortex and the collections feature on Nexus a $5 copy of Skyrim will give you a much much better and more enjoyable Viking power fantasy.

Nearly all your criticism of Valhalla can be applied to Odyssey. At least enemies die in less than 5 mins in Valhalla and you can actually 1-shot people with the hidden blade.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Nearly all your criticism of Valhalla can be applied to Odyssey. At least enemies die in less than 5 mins in Valhalla and you can actually 1-shot people with the hidden blade.

I don't really recommend playing either. If you really really want an open world game with a bazillion outposts and bandit camps and floaty combat GOT has a pretty good PC port, I'm pretty sick of these games but it's considerably better than any recent Assassin's Creed game.