Ask LordKat for tech support

[Curt Sibling]

How do I download this "autism" software everyone is talking about?

 

[jace821]

How can I f-prot the tarball?

 

[c-no]

Does bull penis and balut make for good gamer fuel?

What programs would I need to break a fat man who spergs about spending $10k on an MMO?

 

[NQ 952]

What's the wecommended amount of dedotated wam I should have to a server?

No easy way to tell. How much of your services need to run in memory? Are you running a large database? Does the entire database need to be memory accessible or is a larger seek time acceptable? Are you using something like Redis? Will this be split across multiple servers?

Too little information. To be sure you should light everything you own on fire and live in a trailer in the desert.

How much VRAM can you fit in a netbook?

Zero. I cannot find a single netbook that supports dual ported DRAM.

how do i find out that my anti-virus software is secretly malware made by indian tech support?

Call their tech support line. If they sound too American or too Indian ditch them ASAP.

How do I download this "autism" software everyone is talking about?

The easiest way nowadays is to pretend you're a woman, take estrogen, grow titties, pretend to be "progressive" and eventually you'll be overwhelmed by the tinniest things.

How can I f-prot the tarball?

fpcmd /path/to/tar.tar -archive=n

where n is how many levels deep in the archive you want to go

Does bull penis and balut make for good gamer fuel?

Balut is delicious and I highly recommend eating fetuses.

What programs would I need to break a fat man who spergs about spending $10k on an MMO?

Honestly? You could probably trick Fazeek into giving you his PIN number by asking really nicely.

 

[AnOminous]

oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer

 

[Pepito The Cat]

So I have this Rundeck loaded with a bunch of python scripts and one of them, intended to extract information form the diagnostic site of a bunch of Lexmark printers and then sending a mail with them in PDF format, was working fine until we updated the priner's firmware. Now, the dashboard is loaded with closed Java Web applets and there's no direct URL to the diagnostic table. How do I fix this? Is there a way for python to extract the information form a JRTE applet?

 

[NQ 952]

oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer

Stop using your penis to type with

So I have this Rundeck loaded with a bunch of python scripts and one of them, intended to extract information form the diagnostic site of a bunch of Lexmark printers and then sending a mail with them in PDF format, was working fine until we updated the priner's firmware. Now, the dashboard is loaded with closed Java Web applets and there's no direct URL to the diagnostic table. How do I fix this? Is there a way for python to extract the information form a JRTE applet?

Your best bet is to reverse engineer the java class in question and write an applet that interfaces between python and your web applet. I don't think there's any other real way to do that. Maybe output the data in XML to save yourself the headache.

 

[Ravelord]

How do you deal why terrible clients who can't even fucking open a Word document (or something as retarded as it can sound)? How much ABV and how pricey is it?

 

[AnOminous]

IM !@ELVE YEARS OLD WNA WHAT IS THIS

 

[NQ 952]

How do you deal why terrible clients who can't even fucking open a Word document (or something as exceptional as it can sound)? How much ABV and how pricey is it?

Sobieski Bison Grass Vodka, $10 and only 35%.

IM !@ELVE YEARS OLD WNA WHAT IS THIS

Here, timmy, have a coloring book.

 

[Reese Kaine]

Could a bag of microwavable popcorn pop inside a computer case?

Also, do you have any recommendations for professional hard drive recovery services?