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mikemikevfan dijo:
Why can't US just kill Assad?
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The immediate problem is the logistics of carrying out the hit. Unless there is a deep mole within Assad's rank and file (or maybe just rank) trying to reach him is going to be very close to impossible. He'd be surrounded by several hundred angry and psychopathic soldiers at all times, and a full frontal attack by the US and their allies would quickly become a bloodbath as both sides cheerfully throw their best and brightest in front of the cannon. And in the back, Assad has already bolted for the exit so by the time the coalition reach Assad's position, he'd be long gone.

Simply dropping a bomb on the fucker is even worse; first they'd have to be certain that they had the right co-ordinates on his position, then they'd have to be certain that anything they dropped would be able to smash through the layers of concrete and steel off the bunker he's in, and that few to none civilians get killed when the bomb hits. Nothing affects a soldier's allegiance quite like having to walk around with a garbage bag picking up random pieces of shredded human flesh, and picking up your own close relative. Many of the Syrian allies would likely be displeased by this sort of thing; in that situation and whether Assad is dead becomes quite irrelevant, because he'd be promptly replaced by a former US ally who's seen the light of Allah in the mildest of all the carnage, rather vexed and inclined to demonstrate their displeasure on the US coalition.

Also, NATO, being charged with war crimes and human rights violations, and pissing off Saudi Arabia and all the other sand niggers into cutting off the oil artery that is crucial to even the most basic of needs to many different countries, fucking up the global economy, the world government's treaty with the Reptilian alien overlords and etc and so forth and other junk.




How the fuck can one cat and one medium sized dog together produce enough shed fur to replace the entire carpet of a four bedroom house in less than a week? And still have enough fur left to recarpet said house every week for three months after that?
 
lawfags-- What is the reasoning behind trying someone who is underaged as an adult for a crime?

I've never heard of the law being similarly bent to account for someone, say, giving consent as an adult or voting as an adult. Do those exist or is this the only exception to that rule?
 
DuskEngine dijo:
lawfags-- What is the reasoning behind trying someone who is underaged as an adult for a crime?
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The general idea is with certain crimes, the precocious young criminal has shown an adult propensity for crime and thus "deserves" to be punished as an adult. For instance, murder.

DuskEngine dijo:
I've never heard of the law being similarly bent to account for someone, say, giving consent as an adult or voting as an adult. Do those exist or is this the only exception to that rule?
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A minor can sometimes file for emancipation before the age of majority and be able to sign contracts or do other business related things minors ordinarily can't do, or effectively "divorce" their parents and be legally considered an adult. Other age limits, though, like those for voting or acting in pornography or drinking alcohol, are just considered arbitrary hard limits.
 
mikemikevfan dijo:
Why can't we get (published) video filmed by that German bisexual cannibal (forgot his name) who ate consenting man?
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I know the case you're referring to but I do not know the specifics. If I had to guess, I would say that the family of the man who was eaten would not want that footage being released for many reasons.

Perhaps they do not want to remember their son that way and they don't want others to either. Also the fact that it is footage of an illegal and gory act that many people have no interest in viewing other than for sexual kicks or just morbid curiosity. Assuming the footage hasn't been destroyed and sits in a police storage area somewhere, they would have no reason to release the footage and probably fear doing so would inspire copycats.

I have a legit question that's been kicking around in my head for a while, might sound a bit stupid if you know the answer but what the hell, I'm curious.

If you shave your body hair does the hair on your head take longer to grow because your body has to grow more hair back (all over the body) as well as the head, or does it make no difference and is a dumb question?
 
WEEDle dijo:
If you shave your body hair does the hair on your head take longer to grow because your body has to grow more hair back (all over the body) as well as the head, or does it make no difference and is a dumb question?
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I actually did this experiment firsthand when I was 15. I shaved off my sideburns as well as a chunk of leg hair, and they grew about the same speed. Though after a while the leg hair stopped growing and my sideburn hair kept going.

Why do public school guidance counselors still exist?
 
MrJakeTerror dijo:
Why do public school guidance counselors still exist?
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I'd make some snide comment about it being one of those ultimately pointless positions that has to be kept as a token to keep the parents happy even if they're obsolete, but as it happens I've a sister in law who's studying to become one. She's a qualified high teacher, so what she's doing isn't a change of career so much as branching off the existing one. She's something like one credit shy of graduating, so I don't know whether there will be any difference between study and practice.

Truthfully I still don't quite understand what it is exactly that she's going to do. I thought at first it'd be tea and sympathy for kids getting bullied, but it turns out that by far and away the focus is on careers and the various social and service industries that they're in. A metric fuckton of statistics and money tracking. Essentially, it seems to revolve around employment. There is a definite deficient in personal assessment; the emphasis seems to be on getting that vital first job, or else the university and/or trade that's needed for it. She'll be able to counsel students as to what the supply and demand of the employment market, which is in no way insignificant.

It doesn't really cover any sort of advice for people with various disorders or disabilities though, and there's only a limited degree of individual assessment.

Why does my new flatmate spend endless time on Facebook trying to get attention, work as a shift manager in a fast food restaurant, say that she's lonely but goes straight to her room as soon as she gets home and only comes out to visit the bathroom? I've spoken to my predecessor and she told me that my flatmate acted exactly the same as the two and a half years that they lived together. If I want to talk I have to text. It makes no sense to say you're lonely but completely refuse to even say "Good morning."
 
glass_houses dijo:
Why does my new flatmate spend endless time on Facebook trying to get attention, work as a shift manager in a fast food restaurant, say that she's lonely but goes straight to her room as soon as she gets home and only comes out to visit the bathroom? I've spoken to my predecessor and she told me that my flatmate acted exactly the same as the two and a half years that they lived together. If I want to talk I have to text. It makes no sense to say you're lonely but completely refuse to even say "Good morning."
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She likely suffers from an insecure style of attachment that results from the parenting style she grew up with and a lack of goodness of fit to her temperament. Because of this, she fears rejection and is avoidant of relationships. She feels she can't be hurt if she never opens herself up to allow it to happen.

Why do I keep misplacing my cell phone?
 
Hitler had seven relationships over the course of his tragically short life, more than most of the cows that have threads on this website, to say nothing of the posters. He was married to Eva Braun for 14 years. Braun biographer Heike Görtemaker notes that the couple enjoyed a normal sex life.

While I know Tumblr is making its damnedest to make sure everybody forgets it, it's actually possible to hate homosexuals without secretly being one yourself.

Why is it that we always know when people are looking at us from behind ?
 
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