Art ideas and inspiration - ideas worth shitposting

[Dick Justice]

We all know that famous Hemingway challenge and his respondent story "Baby shoes for sale, never worn." These one-liners are a great way to fire up the imagination, so why not a thread specifically for them?
ITT post single line prompts, stories, vignettes, etc. that will similarly inspire others to do art, visual or written. If a prompt here inspired your drawing, sketch, painting, short story, long story, or shitpost be sure to post it!

I'll start us off: "It's the third day of the 'How Many Licks Does It Take to Get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop?' government hearings, and tensions are rising amongst the delegates."

 

[Bongocat]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

 

[KateHikes14]

I committed several war crimes in Serbia.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

My father was a real piece of shit, leaving us with my mother in the middle of the Great War.

 

[JongleJingle]

A thing once a man sits upon a mountain of bodies; how many his enemies are and how many his allies are, he cannot remember amongst the cloud of flesh that permeates his head.

 

[Red Hood]

Man getting hit by football

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

You will never be a good writer.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

penis but with a penis for a penis

 

[7.5cm STuG III Ausf. G]

Hanz and Rudolf approached their new tank, the Dicker Max.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

We all knew the end was coming, but not in this way.....