🌟 Internet Famous Arin Hanson / Egoraptor / Grump - "Hey I'm Grump!" of Game Grumps fame, hypocritical SJW doxer, shat himself recording a let's play

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Cory is just like Karl Pilkington but without the occasional wisdom.

It's often said around here that one of the big things that makes a lolcow a lolcow is a lack of self-awareness and I don't think there's a tard more self-aware of how autistic they are than Cory.

 

[Quintex96]

It's often said around here that one of the big things that makes a lolcow a lolcow is a lack of self-awareness and I don't think there's a tard more self-aware of how autistic they are than Cory.

Cory's excepionalism is kep in check by girl dick.

 

[Negilum]

Cory is just like Karl Pilkington but without the occasional wisdom.

That's mostly because Karl Pilkington is a character. There's an actual man named Karl Pilkington who plays him on the Ricky Gervais Show and An Idiot Abroad, but that's not really him. In the same way Ben Stiller on The Extras was playing the character of Ben Stiller, an exaggeration of himself.

Cory is 100% himself. It's beautiful, really.

 

[Shazamtrios]

That's mostly because Karl Pilkington is a character. There's an actual man named Karl Pilkington who plays him on the Ricky Gervais Show and An Idiot Abroad, but that's not really him. In the same way Ben Stiller on The Extras was playing the character of Ben Stiller, an exaggeration of himself.

Cory is 100% himself. It's beautiful, really.

Oh you poor sweet soul, you think Karl is not 100% genuine like Cory...

Anyway, Starbomb is having a sale! https://starbomb.myshopify.com/ COME GET THIS NICHE BAND THAT PEAKED IN THE EARLY 2010S' MERCH, GAIZ! HURRY UP!

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Anyway, Starbomb is having a sale! https://starbomb.myshopify.com/ COME GET THIS NICHE BAND THAT PEAKED IN THE EARLY 2010S' MERCH, GAIZ! HURRY UP!

"Sale". That is to say "priced reasonably".
Sorry but as a loverly, I will not purchase any of their merchandise unless I get a free pin after spending $100. I need to support this band for their fantastic hard work

 

[MahFibro!]

Oh you poor sweet soul, you think Karl is not 100% genuine like Cory...

Anyway, Starbomb is having a sale! https://starbomb.myshopify.com/ COME GET THIS NICHE BAND THAT PEAKED IN THE EARLY 2010S' MERCH, GAIZ! HURRY UP!

50% off of everything?

Not that it tempts me to buy any of that garbage; but, damn - even Grumps merch doesn't get that much of a discount. Are they that hard pressed for cash? Or has Starbomb disbanded and they're ridding themselves of useless merch?

 

[Fuckface34]

Anyway, Starbomb is having a sale! https://starbomb.myshopify.com/ COME GET THIS NICHE BAND THAT PEAKED IN THE EARLY 2010S' MERCH, GAIZ! HURRY UP!

I'll give them this, the prices are actually affordable now for the public they're trying to reach, but why does it take 14 days to process an order? Most online stores tend to ship orders on a limit of 7 days AFAIK. And even then, some usually take less time to do that.

And I'm probably late as fuck on this, but I didn't know they recently used Gatchaman inspired designs for Starbomb. I fail to see a reason for this other than weeb pandering (like a less disgusting version of the Dirty Pair/Game Gyaru bullshit).

 

[MahFibro!]

I'll give them this, the prices are actually affordable now for the public they're trying to reach, but why does it take 14 days to process an order? Most online stores tend to ship orders on a limit of 7 days AFAIK. And even then, some usually take less time to do that.

And I'm probably late as fuck on this, but I didn't know they recently used Gatchaman inspired designs for Starbomb. I fail to see a reason for this other than weeb pandering (like a less disgusting version of the Dirty Pair/Game Gyaru bullshit).

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Starbomb/Game Grumps can only wish they'll be as relevant as Gatchman is after 50 years.

 

[OmnipotentStupidity]

r/rantgrumps - #arinsschween

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I have no words for this next bit. In today's episode, there was a description made by Ben that a lot of people thought was all for "yuks and whatnot", about how Arin's got a big dildo of his own "schween", and everyone thought it was Ben up to his ol' tricks, "all goofs and gaffs from the fellow meme-r editor", right?

Yeah, um...no. It was real.

Arin talks about how he made a cloneawilly. For those who don't know what that is, it's fairly self-explanatory: you go into a porn shop, basically put your dick And if you're asking how I know this, it's for two reasons: 1.) Arin went into excruciating detail about this process for a bit, and 2.) Because, don't worry: of course there's Lovelies around to overshare about their experiences with this.

He also lost it somehow, which begs the question: ...how did he lose it?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

He also lost it somehow, which begs the question: ...how did he lose it?

He lost it in the bottomless cunt that is his wife.

 

[MahFibro!]

He also lost it somehow, which begs the question: ...how did he lose it?

Has he tried looking up his own butt?

Also, isn't Game Grumps considered a kid friendly channel? If so, why are they discussing these things on a channel they know is geared at minors?

 

[Disc]

I don't know what's more terrifying: the fact that there's a dildo designed specifically after Arin's penis, or that said dildo is just somewhere and no-one knows where.

 

[Clark Kent]

I think he's lying. He's planning on selling a dildo molded after someone else's dick, and read up on the process for the anecdote. This is because the Grumps are losing fans and relevancy, and are trying to sell more merch while they still can.

This isn't because of the Russian bootleg horseshit, although that supports my hypothesis. You saw the lengths he went to on that one.

 

[Crescent Fresh]

I don't know what's more terrifying: the fact that there's a dildo designed specifically after Arin's penis, or that said dildo is just somewhere and no-one knows where.

It’s the next horror movie monster in the making, It Follows except it’s with a Youtuber’s dildo.

 

[Disc]

It’s the next horror movie monster in the making, It Follows except it’s with a Youtuber’s dildo.

What would you call that movie? It Subscribes?

 

[Piss Bear]

Has he tried looking up his own butt?

Also, isn't Game Grumps considered a kid friendly channel? If so, why are they discussing these things on a channel they know is geared at minors?

Game Grumps was never a kid-friendly channel... wasn’t at the start, definitely isn’t now. Especially with Dan the sleaze-bag as a co-host.

Of course kids make up the majority of their fanbase anyways but that’s besides the point...

 

[JelloJerk]

Game Grumps was never a kid-friendly channel... wasn’t at the start, definitely isn’t now. Especially with Dan the sleaze-bag as a co-host.

Of course kids make up the majority of their fanbase anyways but that’s besides the point...

Kid-friendly in the way that Smosh was kid friendly. It was full of raunchy jokes and swears that appealed to 10-15 year olds because it was "naughty" and they felt badass for not looking at typical family-friendly content.

 

[Floop]

I can’t wait for Arin’s Clone a Willy experience to be animated in graphic detail.

 

[Fuckface34]

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He also lost it somehow, which begs the question: ...how did he lose it?

Way to introduce Chrono Trigger to a young audience Arin. At this rate he'd probably admit on camera that cock and ball torture turns him on or something.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Way to introduce Chrono Trigger to a young audience Arin. At this rate he'd probably admit on camera that cock and ball torture turns him on or something.

My guess is that he enjoys SPH with Suzy.