Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Badungus Kabungus]

https://twitter.com/pfizer/status/1493238623633870850

https://archive.ph/nvpHo

Hahaha you ded niggas

 

[draggs]

I mean if you're okay with taking a therapeutic shot 3 times a year because you're super fucking old or a deathfat (and incapable of not stuffing your face all day for forever like the disgusting cattle you are) hey go for it. The vaccines work very well as therapeutics which is not the definition of vaccine but literally it's whatever

If you aren't super fucking old and you don't look like you were poured into your big & tall elasticlothes, drink some orange juice and take some nyquil you'll get the same effect as you will from the vaccine if you get the coof in ya

 

[Kermit Jizz]

So I guess seat belts don't prevent injuries because some people wear them and get killed anyway. Are you high on chromosomes?

Seat belts make a huge difference. The vax would make my 99.9% survival into 99.99%. I can't be fucked to care about numbers that small.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan @JaneThough @snailslime @AnOminous and the rest of the obese vaxoids, please make adjustments to your final will and testament to have your next of kin (or the firemen that find your lonely bloated corpse) post in this thread about your untimely demise so the rest of us normals can have a good laugh at your expense.

 

[AnOminous]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan @JaneThough @snailslime @AnOminous and the rest of the obese vaxoids, please make adjustments to your final will and testament to have your next of kin (or the firemen that find your lonely bloated corpse) post in this thread about your untimely demise so the rest of us normals can have a good laugh at your expense.

[THIS IS WHAT RETARDS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

[THIS IS WHAT RETARDS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]

What, that you're lonely or that you're obese? Or both?

 

[AnOminous]

What, that you're lonely or that you're obese? Or both?

Shut up retard.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Shut up retard.

Take a chill pill. I hear Pfizer makes them now.

 

[AnOminous]

Take a chill pill. I hear Pfizer makes them now.

You wang-gobbling fat fuck.

 

[Ponzo]

Since two vaccines alone offer no protection against the rona and even the booster doesn't help against new variants, i see no reason to get vaccinated anymore. My wife had the rona with mild flu-like symptoms and was back at work two weeks later.

 

[Kerr Avon]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan @JaneThough @snailslime @AnOminous and the rest of the obese vaxoids, please make adjustments to your final will and testament to have your next of kin (or the firemen that find your lonely bloated corpse) post in this thread about your untimely demise so the rest of us normals can have a good laugh at your expense.

You should calm down and go back to dilating

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

What, that you're lonely or that you're obese? Or both?

He did admit to being a boomer quite a few pages back.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

You should calm down and go back to dilating

No, see, it goes cope, seethe, THEN dilate.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan @JaneThough @snailslime @AnOminous and the rest of the obese vaxoids, please make adjustments to your final will and testament to have your next of kin (or the firemen that find your lonely bloated corpse) post in this thread about your untimely demise so the rest of us normals can have a good laugh at your expense.

Since you enjoy handing out your SSDI money, why don't we make a wager?

When I am alive and well in a year, you owe me $100,000. If not, I will put you get $100,000 in my will.

Normally I feel bad picking on fat manlets, but when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses

He did admit to being a boomer quite a few pages back.

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And you think reading boomer Facebook memes makes you more knowledgeable about vaccines and a virus than medical doctors and scientists.

 

[AnOminous]

No, see, it goes cope, seethe, THEN dilate.

You'd know.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

You'd know.

Sure, this thread is full of you people seething and coping. Only a blind man wouldn't see that. Not much in terms of dilating, but I guess you need privacy for that.

Since you enjoy handing out your SSDI money, why don't we make a wager?

When I am alive and well in a year, you owe me $100,000. If not, I will put you get $100,000 in my will.

Normally I feel bad picking on fat manlets, but when midgets step up, I stomp midget asses


And you think reading boomer Facebook memes makes you more knowledgeable about vaccines and a virus than medical doctors and scientists.

Have you had an AIDS test recently? Also judging from your posts you haven't been well in over a year.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Have you had an AIDS test recently? Also judging from your posts you haven't been well in over a year.

So you'll take my bet then? It's not like you work for your money anyway

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

So you'll take my bet then? It's not like you work for your money anyway

Gross, I don't take money from people with AIDS. God knows what you've been doing with it. Go buy yourself some vitamins instead.

 

[AnOminous]

Have you had an AIDS test recently? Also judging from your posts you haven't been well in over a year.

Why would he need an AIDS test? I don't think he meant it literally when he said he banged your mom.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

obese vaxoids

Yet so far we aren't the ones on the opposite side of the vaccine debate here who have admitted to being:

1. on SSDI (i.e. mentally and/or physically disabled); we're probably aren't deathfats if we are capable of working.
2. a nonce.