Are you a pedophile? - Time for the truth

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I am sexually attracted to neither underage people nor to feet.

 

[Slimy Time]

Do you like Pineapple on your Pizza??? Is this some paedo code for liking to diddle kids?

Guess I better grow a large unkempt beard and start hanging around playgrounds according to the quiz.

 

[Bishtini]

Pedo euphemisms for beginners:

"Do you like pineapple on pizza?" = "how many kids have you diddled?"

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Am I sexually attracted to underage boys?...Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I love to be around them. I ... but, no, I am not sexually attracted to young boys.

(This was convicted pedophile Jerry Sandusky’s answer to this question being posed by Bob Costas in what was probably the most horrifying interview ever given)

 

[Reynard]

What an odd coincidence that every answer leads to the same result. Hrm....

 

[morbidly-obese-steven]

What an odd coincidence that every answer leads to the same result. Hrm....

Nonsense, test just knows better even if you say you don't diddle kids.

 

[Reynard]

Nonsense, test just knows better even if you say you don't diddle kids.

 

[Super Color Up]

LIES and DECEIT alllll the way to the end!

 

[2.D.]

come in my van little kiwis, dont you want daddy 2-D's D?

 

[PsychoNerd054]

The test knows our urges better than us even if we don't feel them!

 

[UnclePhil]

It took "10 seconds" to answer the question about the picture because it reminded me of this.

 

[Raiken]

"Do you like pineapple on your pizza?"
*Sweats profoundy*

 

[TL;DR]

I mean a little pineapple won't hurt nobody right?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Avatar and username check out. Do a flip, kthx.

 

[XE 600]

Who damaged you?

 

[Mightykiwi]

I'm sexually attracted to pineapple on pizza

 

[Coldgrip]

After taking this quiz the fbi came and raided my place, but the stupid feds didn't even find my back up HD

 

[Eryngium]

I am so fucking done with this stupid-ass fucking pineapple pizza meme.

I didn't know rooting out and being disgusted by degeneracy was a meme, if it is I must of been memeing since I was 9 years old.

 

[Wendy Carter]

@Anti pedo, please compile a list of every single person who answered "yes" and dox them. After you're done with that whole Shadman thing, that is. Which is never.

 

[UnKillFill]

There are some things you just shouldn't ever EVER joke about... And putting pineapple on a pizza is one of them.