Are you a jabroni IRL

[Vapid_Idiot]

We all know you (yes YOU) are super popular and cool on Kiwi Farms, but IRL are you a bottom card jabroni? Are you a little bitch? Do you shit your pants as an adult? Are you a virgin? Tell us.

 

[eatler]

ITS TRUE IM A FAT LOSER IN REAL LIFE TOO

I’m actually fit, we all pick ocs that we aren’t. But yes not many people talk to me.

 

[Tablet County]

Do you shit your pants as an adult?

Only after Taco Bell.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

i dont like irl interaction, would like to be a shut in but need money for bills

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i dont like irl interaction, would like to be a shut in but need money for bills

if i could be a shut in with no bills and a cute gf i would have the perfect life.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

if i could be a shut in with no bills and a cute gf i would have the perfect life.

my goal is even more simplistic since i do not require gf

 

[dick brain]

I spent like a decade successfully convincing people I was worthwhile instead of spending that time and energy actually doing or becoming anything worthwhile and only recently transcended from king of losers to the lowliest larval stage of a decent person. Every day I fight the urge to return to my old ways and go back to being The Cool Guy with the tragic backstory that conveniently excuses his lack of accomplishment. Any given day I could retreat to the company of people who would unduly inflate my ego for me, but it would only temporarily distract from the fact that I have nothing to be proud of.

 

[Lake]

No, you roody-poo candy ass.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I’m actually fit, we all pick ocs that we aren’t. But yes not many people talk to me.

How dare you come here, on the day of my daughter's wedding, and accuse me of not being a black man, chocolate of skin and stomach full of cornstarch !?!

 

[DankSmoker]

I recently accidentally had a Hershey's squirt after drinking a bunch of weird mushroom stout thinking it was a fart, thankfully I was buck naked and it was on a blanket on the futon I promptly threw in the wash. I really hate being gifted experimental beers.

 

[OrionBalls]

I identify as a palooka.

 

[eatler]

I identify as a palooka.

I pictured you more as a potoo

 

[DankSmoker]

I pictured you more as a potoo
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I just want to ask it a question and shake it like a magic 8 ball.