Are we still doing TOTAL RETARD WAR?

[DamnWolves!]

Or did I sneak thalidomide into my wife's breakfast for nothing? I thought we were gonna need soldiers...

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I’m doing your mom, so yes: more retard soldiers.

 

[realitysurf]

The joke about thalidomide is not lost upon me. Retard babies would be an amazing contribution to the Kiwi Tithe.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Boyd Rice wrote the song Total War and then punched his pregnant wife resulting in a retard baby named Wolfgang.

 

[MrTroll]

It has since been downgraded to a Partial Retard War. If this relative stability continues for another week or so, it will be further downgraded to a Retard Skirmish.

 

[Cats]

alwasy

 

[Moths]

Fortunately the DEFCOM is ticking up and not down

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Wait we were supposed to be making total retards? I may have missed the proper emphasis on the words...

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

The joke about thalidomide is not lost upon me. Retard babies would be an amazing contribution to the Kiwi Tithe.

It made milk extra tasty.

 

[Jason Wynn]

We have always been at war with Tardasia