Are we all on the same page that I'm a new member here?

[Larkin N Likin]

Just to be clear, do you accept that I'm a new member who just joined today, or would you like me to explain my elaborate back story on why I'm new and not someone else?

 

[Chocola]

yes

 

[Penis Drager]

Welcome newfriend! Enjoy your stay in the farms!

 

[FakeishNamedicoot]

Checks out

 

[Snuckening]

Explain your elaborate back story on why you're new and not someone else.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

https://sockdrawer.com/

 

[draggs]

Explain why, as a child, you always wanted to be drenched in foot sweat and toe jam when you grew up

 

[L50LasPak]

Seems legit.

 

[LonesomeDud]

This checks out. Please spare us your story.

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Explain your elaborate back story on why you're new and not someone else.

Okay, I am new member nikiL who recently stumbled upon this webzone.com while looking for a place to troll Kiwi Farms member 'Larkin N Likin'.
"What a stupid cow." I thought vexingly. "And I bet he hasn't even been raped by an 8-year-old like I have."
I looked through user 'Larkin N Likins' post and found that indeed he has no backstory on being raped by 8-year-old.
"What an entirely different person to me!" I exclaimed trumphantly. "This proves that I am not stupid cow like user 'Larkin N Likin'"

Spoiler: CONtext

When I was 7 I went on camping trip with other boy named Cornelius.
You gay boy?" He asked in a curious manner.
"IDK lol" I giggle.
"Well u r now. My willie is big."
"Whuh?" I asked as he hurdled towards me, cock in hand, and penetrated my already-exposed anus.
"pls no"
"haha big willie!"