Are there any wholesome cows?

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Whenever I click on some random thread to learn about a new lolcow it's always full of disgusting, repulsive things such as self mutilation, graeme kelly's face or amputating multiple limbs while high on meth. Are there any benign oldschool cows like classic chris or jason genova who are just funny retards doing funny retard stuff?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Ugojesse
Jenffer A. Jay

 

[Creep3r]

Doesn't get any more wholesome than this guy.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/erik-t...d-mghshour-cowboyerik-and-anti-classix.44752/

Bless his weird little heart.

 

[Mongo0o]

This little guy. He likes Pokemon and just wants to get his rocks off. Also has an attractive mother.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Ugojesse
Jenffer A. Jay

Didn't know Ugojesse has a thread, I unironically consider him to be one of the greatest artists of our generation

Doesn't get any more wholesome than this guy.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/erik-t...d-mghshour-cowboyerik-and-anti-classix.44752/

Bless his weird little heart.

Amazing

 

[Ramona]

Kengle maybe?

 

[Solid Snek]

Yeah, Taz is my go-to for wholesomeness. Definitely recommend him.

I also really like WillM3LuvTrains. The story he wrote about Buster the Rabbit dying of an asthma attack was genuinely harrowing, and he seems to be both very earnest and self-aware. He takes criticism surprisingly well, and will even do stuff like draw his own OC giving him a reality check for being too much of a sperg:

Spoiler

If every weirdo was like WillM3, there'd be no need for Heaven, we would already be there.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Kay's Cooking.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Sara Potter.

 

[Puck]

Chris was pretty wholesome at the beginning, just an autistic man on a love quest to find himself a boyfriend free sweetheart.

 

[R00T]

My boy Myles before he disappeared. Just wanted to play basketball and minecraft, and change the world.

Edit: Forgot my gif(s):

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

This little guy. He likes Pokemon and just wants to get his rocks off. Also has an attractive mother.

I never thought we could get to the point where a proud voraphile (and basically zoophile) could be described as wholesome, but here we are.

Derek Savage is fairly wholesome (even though he can be an asshole from time to time). He's basically just a delusional boomer who thinks his uninspired children's character is the bees knees.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I always found Ulillillia kinda wholesome, in a really autistic way. Although I guess he's not really a cow.

 

[OfficerBagget]

Most of the wholesome cows just get mentioned in the mega thread about Cows not worthy of a thread.

You want some wholesome autism cows, look up FoodDip on YouTube.

 

[Bongocat]

Kay's Cooking.

Beat me to it. She's hilarious to watch and you just can't dislike her.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Doug Walker. He has delusions of being the next Kubrick and acts like a sperg but from all accounts he’s a very friendly affable guy, pretty harmless as far as cows go

 

[Uncle Meat]

Simply Sara in Deathfats is downright lovable.

 

[Solid Snek]

I always found Ulillillia kinda wholesome, in a really autistic way. Although I guess he's not really a cow.

Ulillillia's not a cow, he's just awesome.

 

[BingBong]

Our very own @henstepl, if you ignore the arson of course.
Also, Tyler Hertzler. He's just an autist who changes his waifu every few days.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Kay's Cooking.

This and Kay has honestly tried to improve. Ok so her cooking is still pretty bad but if you compare it to her earlier videos she has been making slow improvements.

Her son is still a fucking shithead tho.