Are the amazon package delivery guys free?

[SandyCat]

They keep running away every time I try to get them in my basement with my free ducks from the park. Surely Bezos can spare a few

 

[Kosher Dill]

No, they're slaves. They'd probably appreciate being freed though.

 

[Feraljak]

Its your legal right to shoot, capture, and kill Amazon delivery drivers if they come onto your property under the Delivery Driver Responsible Hunting Act of 2024

 

[Dysnomia]

No, they're slaves. They'd probably appreciate being freed though.

SandyCat's basement has got to be better than the Amazon warehouse. Plus there's free ducks to play with.