Are the aliens at area 51 free?

[SandyCat]

If I asked the glowies there would they give me some free aliens I can keep in my basement?

 

[Fishnumm]

they got a ranch they caaaaalllllllll numbah 51

 

[Apu Wrangler]

I don't see an issue here other than your basement becoming a tourist hotspot, but then again that just means there would be more free stuff for you

 

[Le b0wski]

Asking before taking things inside a military base is such a dumb way to get caught.

 

[Nickel Silver]

Your hoarding obsession is making you too dumb to live.

 

[Harvey Danger]

They're free, but you have to complete a challenge before you can pick them up. The challenge is to Naruto run into Area 51 without anyone noticing you.

 

[Dysnomia]

They're actually buy one get one free.

 

[Two Dollars]

I thought so and even managed to ask one out, but the bitch stood me up. Wait, what kind of free are we talking about?

 

[Pedophobe]

No they're being held captive obviously.

 

[Rozzy]

There are no aliens left in Area 51 because Trump commanded ICE to deport them all.

 

[Le b0wski]

There are no aliens left in Area 51 because Trump commanded ICE to deport them all.

Makes sense for the timing of Artemis II.