Are penguins edible?

[Pharaoh Fungus]

And if so, could I create a business selling their meat?

 

[Un Platano]

Short answer: Yes!

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Everything is edible. Even I'm edible.

 

[Sundae]

Technically yes, but from what I've read they're high in mercury, so you wouldn't want to eat too much at once.

 

[Moths]

Technically yes, but from what I've read they're high in mercury, so you wouldn't want to eat too much at once.

Why are all these fucking ocean species so full of fuckin mercury? Did boomers used to break thermometers into the ocean for fun or something?

Or are fish just cunts

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Why are all these fucking ocean species so full of fuckin mercury? Did boomers used to break thermometers into the ocean for fin or something?

Or are fish just cunts

Fish are actually aliens from Mercury.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You know, the Anti-Defamation League declared that Kiwi Farms was a hate site, but I didn't believe them. Not until now.

Look, it's a tough world for us flightless birds; kiwis, penguins, grouses, kakapos, ostriches, people mock us, they say we look stupid and ask why we even have wings if we're just going to walk everywhere. If we allow them to drive a wedge between us by asking questions like which of us would be the tastiest roasted, we're done for.

Don't fall for their gambit.

 

[spastic_bag]

Anything is edible if you're desperate, weird or Chinese enough.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Just because you can does not mean that you should.

 

[Milk Mage]

They are and you should.

Just because you can does not mean that you should.

For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be rejected that is received with thanksgiving: For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer.
- 1 Timothy 4:4-5

 

[Fraiser crane]

Everything is edible. Even I'm edible.

You're not just edible, you're delicious x

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Yes.

 

[Doji]

No.

 

[Obi Wan Kenobi]

Yeah I read somewhere that when they kill them in the south pole they bury the wings in ice for like 6 months then eat it, someone can provide source on that im pretty sure its from the discovery channel

 

[Fareal]

Sir this is a Wendy’s

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yeah I read somewhere that when they kill them in the south pole they bury the wings in ice for like 6 months then eat it, someone can provide source on that im pretty sure its from the discovery channel

That's just Antarctic kimchi.

 

[Getwhatyou]

They are super salty just like seal.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

@Pharaoh Fungus yes penguins are indeed edible however you need to tendorize their blubbery meat before you can consume them.

or just swallow them whole

 

[AMHOLIO]

@Pharaoh Fungus yes penguins are indeed edible however you need to tendorize their blubbery meat before you can consume them.

or just swallow them whole

Orcaposting intensifies

 

[Gohjiitrd]

They are super salty just like seal.

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